Half_Asleep_Toaster
@halfasleepgame.bsky.social
I am a silly little toaster on the internet also I'm straight ik shocker
I'm also Greek
I'm also Greek
Piss off samsung I don't want your cock ring
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Piss off samsung I don't want your cock ring
My back hurts:(
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 AM
My back hurts:(
Wtf is bro yapping about
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Wtf is bro yapping about
Looks like I'm going to a resident evil game
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Looks like I'm going to a resident evil game
Why do people keep asking me to oil up😭
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Why do people keep asking me to oil up😭
Please fuck off Google I'm goanna want to use it even less if you shove it down my throat
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Please fuck off Google I'm goanna want to use it even less if you shove it down my throat
8th day of the tripple n going strong
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
8th day of the tripple n going strong
My pussy gor webs on his head Its a bit too late for a haloween costume don't ya think
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
My pussy gor webs on his head Its a bit too late for a haloween costume don't ya think
I don't get why people are so political on twitter like I'm just here for the hot furry women
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I don't get why people are so political on twitter like I'm just here for the hot furry women
Caught this fat fuck on my desk
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Caught this fat fuck on my desk
Is that a serious question like I mean yea but at that point there's no point
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Is that a serious question like I mean yea but at that point there's no point
If you're having a bad day remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
If you're having a bad day remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading
Why he sitting so gayly
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Why he sitting so gayly
It's the first of November yk what that means
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
It's the first of November yk what that means
It's November yk what that means
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
It's November yk what that means
Ain't nothing better than eating some cookie's and drinking some thick white creamy liquid and watching a show at 1 am :3
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Ain't nothing better than eating some cookie's and drinking some thick white creamy liquid and watching a show at 1 am :3
finished my protogen engineer my review is. Great game finally got to have some 100% family friendly fun with Junos sister :3 cant wait for the next game cause if i get left on a cliffhanger i will be very angwy
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
finished my protogen engineer my review is. Great game finally got to have some 100% family friendly fun with Junos sister :3 cant wait for the next game cause if i get left on a cliffhanger i will be very angwy
she wont let me buy space drugs :(
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
she wont let me buy space drugs :(
welp that wont look good on my bank statement
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
welp that wont look good on my bank statement
its dropping tomorrow cant wait :3
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
its dropping tomorrow cant wait :3
Screen protector saves my phone once again
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Screen protector saves my phone once again
that's from fast and furious
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
that's from fast and furious
Made some pasta with my special white sauce:3
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Made some pasta with my special white sauce:3
Was driving my friend to get something from his house and I saw a dead cat on the road nearly hit it too like who hits an animal and dosent even have the decency to put it on the side of the road like for fucks sake
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Was driving my friend to get something from his house and I saw a dead cat on the road nearly hit it too like who hits an animal and dosent even have the decency to put it on the side of the road like for fucks sake