Everyone knows this is photo-shopped right?

He looks at this pic and he gets a hard on. It's the only way he can get one anymore.

😀

She works for Trump. She doesn't have to be good at her job, she just has to be blond.

How can you tell if a Republican congress member has decided to retire?

They suddenly grow a spine.

You, Sir, are my new hero.

We got 5 or 6 inches last night, but the snow is nothing. The MINUS 4 temp has made every joint in my body ache.

So this morning I tried to get Alexa to NEVER MENTION TRUMP TO ME AGAIN! She's thinking that over. 😁

Are you guys expecting a ton of snow today?

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