Half-Diamond Pick
@halfdiamondpick.bsky.social
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works ye mighty, and take a picture. It'll last longer. || Girl, in spite of appearances. 🔞
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There's going to be occasional BDSM and Gross kink content here too, so be forewarned.
Mercy me! Gonna need to get the spray!
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Mercy me! Gonna need to get the spray!
Hooting, like the sound a horse makes. Hollering, like the sound a horse makes when doing other stuff.
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Hooting, like the sound a horse makes. Hollering, like the sound a horse makes when doing other stuff.
Whom'st leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Whom'st leg do I have to hump to get a drink around here?
Feed me a carrot, but hold your palm flat or I WILL take the fingers. This I promise you. 👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Feed me a carrot, but hold your palm flat or I WILL take the fingers. This I promise you. 👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
And yet conversely, if the girl was wearing them, I would think that was even more demeaning. Just goes to show you how much people need scenecraft in their porn.
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 AM
And yet conversely, if the girl was wearing them, I would think that was even more demeaning. Just goes to show you how much people need scenecraft in their porn.
That they were like "we don't want to get the hotel carpet dirty" by leaving their shoes on, and THIS is the alternative they came up with??
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 AM
That they were like "we don't want to get the hotel carpet dirty" by leaving their shoes on, and THIS is the alternative they came up with??
Rookie movie to put it out there; now you can't just lie about it being your birthday to pressure women into filthier sex than they normally would "for the occasion".
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Rookie movie to put it out there; now you can't just lie about it being your birthday to pressure women into filthier sex than they normally would "for the occasion".
Oh, gotcha! Afraid not, though there were apparently a few other kink cons running simultaneous to this. Makes sense, given that it's a long weekend in off-peak-season for hotels!
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Oh, gotcha! Afraid not, though there were apparently a few other kink cons running simultaneous to this. Makes sense, given that it's a long weekend in off-peak-season for hotels!
What's ane ?:
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 AM
What's ane ?: