Ben
Ben
@halfemptiest.bsky.social
Getting my social media fix with ~25% less fascism
I mean they’re sending the saints a only because of the Fleur de lis right?

“The French will certainly love the homage to French royalty, if only we had a team with a cigarette logo”
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Regular citizens? Sure cmon down.

Centrist opinion writers who as they concede the point also chide ‘well the left was hysterical anyway’? Gonna have to prove it a little more.

Because we all know they’ll keep their cushy jobs to give a gloss to the next right wing excursion, like Iraq
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The gorilla mindset hates loud noises, unless you buy “Gorilla Eaze” my 45 dollar supplement that helps all the high IQ gorillas with whistles.
January 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Seriously these motherfuckers are harping on training when the two murders have been carried out by veterans on the force. Abolish ICE, and prosecute them all.
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Maybe we can reach across the aisle and allow the fascist death squad a do-over, a mulligan
January 24, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I too have joked about it, and feel better than I ever have. You too can joke a out Donald trumps death, it’s like RFK feels after a ivermectin and steak morning slurry
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Bringing him back to the lions days
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Slop creator for toddler-brained man children has a thought
January 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
a man says " not this time " in a gif maker
ALT: a man says " not this time " in a gif maker
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Somehow, the caucus had statements drawn up to oppose the vote that made it to 60 votes all taken by retiring or recently elected dems.

Sweet kayfabe
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Ah yes, at least there may or may not be a vote on healthcare, like the one the GOP has had for the last 15 years trying to repeal the ACA.

But hell at least you shut down the government for 40 days for absolutely nothing
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Oh hell yeah. A vote!

Wait, I’m being told that the GOP has been voting against the ACA since it was passed. Ah, well I’m sure they’ll feel bad about their no vote.

Wait, I’m being told they were about to hold food from poor people, they have no shame.

Well, sometimes you fold a flush.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM