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Halfsies
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Hahaha thats brilliant!
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Amen
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im also gonna shit on the way down so it blows all over you guys
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Almost exclusively
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
You too, bro!
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 AM
🫡🫡🫡
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Looks absolutely incredible!!
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
And improved them! Easily the best beat em up in years
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It is the absolute perfect update/sequel of the arcade beat em up, which was my absolute favorite as a kid
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The question did we ever even exist at all, or were instead the digital occupants of a higher simulated reality.

So anyway, happy Tuesday.

P.S. These edibles ain't shit.
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
World can be called actual proof, we retreat into our own smaller "realities" filled with content that we want to see, even if it doesn't actually exist. And we slowly begin our descent into our own fractal simulated universe, marking the end of humanity's perception of actual reality, and begging4/
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Vestigal organ, we will cease having any real function in the universe, and our complex societies begin to crumble as we compete with resources against an intelligence so far beyond our own we cannot fathom the way they see the universe.

Or, B. Reality becomes slippery, with very little in the 3/
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
That keeps me up more at night that what AI means to the future of reality. As near as I can tell, either of the following two are the only real possibilities:

A. Human beings are the sex organs of machines, and are serving as a chrysalis linking the biological world with the digital. And like a 2/
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Omg I forgot to tell you ive just discovered "Shredder's Revenge" and it is uh-mazing
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Theyre only redemption arc is giving away everything then taking one for the team and 💀 themselves
December 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM