his profile says 'Basic Korean Man'

he wants to help the community! he has good genes!!!

...Kibum knows he can't let himself lean into Minho too much for this. It's a kind of dream, this world where Minho is helping him out, but once the baby comes Kibum's going to have to be ready to cope alone, it's not like Minho will stick around and after all, he's not the baby's dad....and then...

...to be extra supportive and research helpful nutritional advice, which sometimes makes Kibum throw things at him (?why ?Minho is HELPING), but Kibum does let him repaint the baby's room and go crib shopping with him. Meanwhile...

...local altruistic (but secret) sperm donor Minho is kind of lowkey mad that whoever knocked Kibum up didn't stick around! Kibum is going to be a wonderful parent and anyone would be privileged to be part of the loving family he will build! Minho decides...

hey what if a variation in the You've Got Mail AU (thank you @kasuchi.bsky.social for intro'ing me to the concept) in which Kibum makes up his mind to have a baby without waiting for 'Mr Right' but, embarrassed, claims it was the accidental outcome of a one night stand. Meanwhile...

"you should walk around in just this top, no pants" Harua says to Maki hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*steeples fingers, stares into middle distance and sighs happily*

🤔 time for a Key hiatus conspiracy theory? 🤰

Minho fears his heart may be even more Kibum's own than when he almost broke it 8 years and a half ago

But WHO is that captivating individual in a red suit and mask across the dance floor, laughing with every partner but seeming to pass over each one? They move in a manner reminiscent of Minho's erstwhile University affaire du coeur Kibum, but surely it cannot be...