Alex Halpern
@halpernalex.bsky.social
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Expert generalist. Oregonian. Act locally.
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halpernalex.bsky.social
All the best school board members are here
aoc.bsky.social
And where reputable journalists and thinkers go, so do elected officials.

I’ve been getting asked lately about a more serious + systemic migration to Bluesky among electeds.

Idk the answer but it highlights how much of a breaking point misinfo & throttling has become for Twitter(& other platforms)
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Bluesky is winning because both twitter and threads have gone out of their way to make their platforms inhospitable to reputable journalists and news. @kattenbarge.bsky.social reports:
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
halpernalex.bsky.social
So I guess I’m saying…start saving for round 2
halpernalex.bsky.social
You guys essentially bankrolled my first campaign
halpernalex.bsky.social
But Alex you don’t even live in Portland anymore, you live in the suburbs.

Shut up just shut up.
halpernalex.bsky.social
If I’m being totally honest I’m not in Portland right now, I’m in Salem for the day, so for all I know the city burned down this morning after I left.
halpernalex.bsky.social
Antifa never heard of her
halpernalex.bsky.social
The trees are changing, it’s lovely
halpernalex.bsky.social
That is exactly what they are doing
halpernalex.bsky.social
Please don’t call me though, I am a millennial and I will let it go to voicemail.
volts.wtf
Portland is ... right there. It's a real place. People live in it. People can go look at it. You could call someone there right now.
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
halpernalex.bsky.social
Tell you what, this all really sucks man.
halpernalex.bsky.social
There are two stores with windows like right down the street from me smh
halpernalex.bsky.social
We don’t have stores Kevin, we have socialized barter depots.
halpernalex.bsky.social
It’s really easy to joke about because things are so normal and nice here, but they really are planning on coming in and destroying it for no reason. They don’t know, or if they know they don’t care, and wow is it awful.
halpernalex.bsky.social
I will say that the more scary and bizarre their rhetoric gets it feels so weird to like, take the kids to soccer practice. Everything is normal here! Portland is especially lovely right now!
halpernalex.bsky.social
I’m afraid this is true. We don’t even have stores anymore.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
halpernalex.bsky.social
Hey man if you are a guest at my house and you try to clean a dish you will be eating that dish
halpernalex.bsky.social
It was always like -

Protestor 1: This war is bad, we should not do wars.

Protestor 2: Drum circles can solve this.

Undercover FBI Agent: I agree! Let’s blow up a federal building!
halpernalex.bsky.social
It’s like when Feds would go undercover in anti-war groups in 2003 and wear brand new phish shirts but probably less subtle
stevanzetti.bsky.social
Law enforcement historically loves announcing their undercover operations ahead of time
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Launches Under- cover Operations to Infil- trate and Uproot Leftist Terror Cells in Texas After Increased Political Violence
halpernalex.bsky.social
Is Portland burning? No.

But is Portland ablaze with the colors of Autumn? You bet your ass it is.
halpernalex.bsky.social
Same experience in San Francisco, but add Slim Dusty and Hank Sr to that list (assuming Johnny Cash is implied as non-genre conforming)
halpernalex.bsky.social
CBS News now it’s like See BS News I think I’ve got something here