Tyler Wallace
@hamburgersplash.bsky.social
Did anybody on this site get any cooler?
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did anybody on this site get any cooler?
Being bald fat and gay is a triple threat
July 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Being bald fat and gay is a triple threat
Whenever someone complains to you about anything just dismiss them by saying “that won’t matter when we’re all dead”
April 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Whenever someone complains to you about anything just dismiss them by saying “that won’t matter when we’re all dead”
I love how I am in the arts world but I also am not a “free spirit” at all I am so special
April 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I love how I am in the arts world but I also am not a “free spirit” at all I am so special
I just had a memory of when I was like 11 and I lived in a rather large complex of condos and some neighborhood boys from my bus stop came to my door and asked if I wanted to play basketball and I just straight up said no and I didn’t want to.
April 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I just had a memory of when I was like 11 and I lived in a rather large complex of condos and some neighborhood boys from my bus stop came to my door and asked if I wanted to play basketball and I just straight up said no and I didn’t want to.
My boyfriends height cannot be measured in numbers it makes the calculators crash
April 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My boyfriends height cannot be measured in numbers it makes the calculators crash
what would my mom think if she saw me smoking cigarettes? I don’t smoke but still what would she think?
April 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
what would my mom think if she saw me smoking cigarettes? I don’t smoke but still what would she think?
This app was soo good at helping me detox from Twitter. Everything on this app is soooo lame and edgless that I just roll my eyes and close it everytime I open it. A great alternative to the fascist shit on Twitter…. Bluesky is truly the Methadone of the App Store
April 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This app was soo good at helping me detox from Twitter. Everything on this app is soooo lame and edgless that I just roll my eyes and close it everytime I open it. A great alternative to the fascist shit on Twitter…. Bluesky is truly the Methadone of the App Store
just woke up, had a dream I was eating a Kit Kat bar shaped like the windows 98 logo and it was so good
April 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
just woke up, had a dream I was eating a Kit Kat bar shaped like the windows 98 logo and it was so good
I dreamed all of you into existence so say thanks tyler
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I dreamed all of you into existence so say thanks tyler
Clowns have no gender ❤️🩵
March 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Clowns have no gender ❤️🩵
Only real ones know this
Britney Spears - Over to You Now
YouTube video by GCermenoESAS7
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March 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Only real ones know this
Having a car is evil, it’s an act of hubris like what do you mean you drive around your own living room and it pollutes the environment
March 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Having a car is evil, it’s an act of hubris like what do you mean you drive around your own living room and it pollutes the environment
Comedians only do crowd work when they are illiterate
March 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Comedians only do crowd work when they are illiterate
I really wanna wear those big sunglasses that make you look like a huge loser
March 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I really wanna wear those big sunglasses that make you look like a huge loser
When honking your cars horn, select which car you’d like to honk at with your cursor
March 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When honking your cars horn, select which car you’d like to honk at with your cursor
When I was a kid I used to go to the store with my moms friend and her kid that was my age. She used to buy toys for her kid in front of me and at that time I found that really offensive
March 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When I was a kid I used to go to the store with my moms friend and her kid that was my age. She used to buy toys for her kid in front of me and at that time I found that really offensive
The Britney Spears subreddit is literally insane, if you critique her even a little bit they literally destroy you
March 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The Britney Spears subreddit is literally insane, if you critique her even a little bit they literally destroy you
the subway sounds the same in every language
March 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the subway sounds the same in every language
I need a boyfriend who understands not to buy me plush toys. I don’t want that
March 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I need a boyfriend who understands not to buy me plush toys. I don’t want that
I actually love to cuss
March 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I actually love to cuss
alita battle angel (2019) turned me gay
March 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
alita battle angel (2019) turned me gay
I think we’re kinda cooked if “South Asians and Latinos who are also white supremacists” is an identifiable demographic on Twitter now
March 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think we’re kinda cooked if “South Asians and Latinos who are also white supremacists” is an identifiable demographic on Twitter now
I Stun In New Selfie
March 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I Stun In New Selfie
My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody
March 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody