Petition to make it mandatory for all hotels to have adult human sized towels and not those infant towels I keep getting stuck with

Was blasting my “songs as gay as I am” playlist on the way to the hardware store and, at a red light, the guy next to me in a lifted truck glared at me and rolled up his windows.

I had a dream that I was on a cruise and everyone I went to high school with was also there. Woke up in a cold sweat. Seems normal, right??

Fiction authors: please, for the love of god, don’t include references to historic psychological experiments in your work unless you actually understand the experiment. Just read an infuriating interpretation of the Harlow monkey experiment and now my day is ruined.