Can we all agree, as a nation, that Red Robin is one of the epitomes of straight culture? We walked in here (only cuz there is nothing else near the movie theater) and this was basically what every person was gearing up for as we walked past 💀💀

Gonna be celebrating our first Valentine's Day as a married couple this year! Happy Valentine's, my love 😘💙💙

@vaxizoq2.bsky.social

Weirdly relevant meme I have for you

It's Fitness Check Friday (this profile's version of FCF 😂) and I'm officially the lowest weight I've been in years. I feel so much stronger, feel so much better than I have and I'm so excited to keep seeing results even a year in 😁 here's to seeing what 2025 brings me.

I'm shocked. Shocked!!

Well... Not that shocked.

Lady Charlotte (Charli) turns 2 whole years old today and we're so blessed to have her in our lives 🥹 even if she is just our little danger goblin at all times 😅😂💜

Gonna be slightly more NSFW than I've been (pretty much in the entire history of this profile), but leg day has been pretty good to me lately. Happy Hump Day to all!

And yay verily, she was good.

Everyone please welcome back to the stage...Adough Delano!

Alright, everyone, she was successful. Gave her some extra stretch and folds to compensate for the chill and lack of use in recent months. She's got her shower cap on and is chilling until tomorrow for baking! (Also featured are string cheeses that I have with lunch, or my whole day is ruined).

Today's goal? Try and resurrect my sourdough starter and make bread. So far, the starter has been reborn. The loaf, she suffers due to the cold 😭 (she's gonna get some extra stretches today)

Hairy chest pic!

47/100. Honestly? Better than I thought (I'm literally playing Persona 5 Royal in my life currently).

Likely the thottiest I'll ever get, but the duality of Christmas work party fit vs. the at home fit

(If you're seeing this twice...enjoy, I guess 😅😂)

Four of my comfort movies right here 😍😁

Arm day done and feeling a bit beefy. Felt like celebrating a little bout it!

(I'm still not good at this muscle posing thing, forgive me)

Something something Bluesky something something face card! 🙂

Reintroduction thread:

Name: Joe
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Pittsburgh
Interests: Gaming (Pokemon, Hades, Cult of the Lamb, Overwatch, Dragon Age, etc etc etc), working out, baking, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering
Vocation: Engineer

We'll get this dark party starting off right, I guess!