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i like video game and my cat
wireless keyboards are genuinely the stupidest thing to buy if you don’t pick up your keyboard and move around with it

if it’s just living in one spot on your desk what is the point. now you just have more problems for no reason. IF IT DOESNT MOVE IT DOESNT NEED TO BE WIRELESS
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
my sister is the most irritating person to work with she’s so fucking loud and obnoxious for no reason like why are you the only person in the building with notification sounds BLASTING
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
some guy did this to me a couple weeks ago on the subject of ergonomics, claiming to have a certificate in ergonomics, and wasn’t doing a bit which was really terrifying and even scarier if he’s actually certified in anything
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
yay bank account hit new funny number i should really be investing
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
i hope open AI runs out of money faster than 2027 so i can buy a new gpu
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
adjusted the herman miller by 1cm and i feel like im in heaven
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
ads on amazon prime i actually wish bezos would kill himself + im getting around it by downloading the episode but like why am i paying for prime
January 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i might be too autistic for glass mousepad i’m sad
January 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
doug ford is so god damn stupid and does not understand the surface level of the auto import/export industry and i hope he kills himself
this motherfucker almost made trump nuke canada and his family is filled with crack smokers can we please get rid of toronto
January 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
this motherfucker almost made trump nuke canada and his family is filled with crack smokers can we please get rid of toronto
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
glass mousepad incoming i think in excited to try it but im also hesitant this is weird
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
actually awesome 6x bhop no scope clip
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
hampter time
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
no more cool @ oh well
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
went to slack off at work but twitter is down so i went to go do work and bam servers are down what the heck do i do
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
digging up more trauma i had locked away and wow things make so much more sense bc of it
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
having war flashbacks
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Reposted by cjam :3
Crane Game Miku
October 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
my two bosses that i share this office with are constantly clearing their throat and or coughing and i’m really losing it like it’s been weeks get a fucking lozenge
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
taking my glasses on and off waiting for work and find out one of my lenses is cracking

oh well
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🤪
October 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
pronouncing brazil like basil with a r
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lesbians of zelda
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
hunger
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
funny flick
August 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM