Richard Photograph
@hamrammer.bsky.social
Extinction meteor enthusiast
I like snowboarding
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I like snowboarding
Devastating News: the cute redhead who bartends at my local bar who I’ve had a crush on for like a year is apparently a lesbian
My life is in shambles
My life is in shambles
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Devastating News: the cute redhead who bartends at my local bar who I’ve had a crush on for like a year is apparently a lesbian
My life is in shambles
My life is in shambles
To whoever swiped my debit card info I hope you like whatever you bought from Shein for 15 bucks because that’s all you’re getting fucker
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
To whoever swiped my debit card info I hope you like whatever you bought from Shein for 15 bucks because that’s all you’re getting fucker
Please continue tailgating me when the roads are covered in slush and snow I’d love for you to pay my car off
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Please continue tailgating me when the roads are covered in slush and snow I’d love for you to pay my car off
If you want me to instantly hate you just refer to me being sick on the couch and barely having the energy to stand up for the last 3 days as the “man flu”
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If you want me to instantly hate you just refer to me being sick on the couch and barely having the energy to stand up for the last 3 days as the “man flu”
Tell me an athlete who you want to underperform and I’ll put money on them
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Tell me an athlete who you want to underperform and I’ll put money on them
Really wish this prescription drug commercial would stop saying “anus and genitals”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Really wish this prescription drug commercial would stop saying “anus and genitals”
ARC Raiders doesn’t seem interesting at all to me. Pure streamer bait
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
ARC Raiders doesn’t seem interesting at all to me. Pure streamer bait
The last piece I’m missing to build my PC is memory. I ordered it on Oct 28, it was supposed to be here today then I get a message saying it’s delayed because of “Supply chain issues”
1. We all know you’re selling all your RAM to AI datacenters so fuck them
2. DON’T SELL PEOPLE SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE
1. We all know you’re selling all your RAM to AI datacenters so fuck them
2. DON’T SELL PEOPLE SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The last piece I’m missing to build my PC is memory. I ordered it on Oct 28, it was supposed to be here today then I get a message saying it’s delayed because of “Supply chain issues”
1. We all know you’re selling all your RAM to AI datacenters so fuck them
2. DON’T SELL PEOPLE SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE
1. We all know you’re selling all your RAM to AI datacenters so fuck them
2. DON’T SELL PEOPLE SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE
I like that advertisers on podcasts request that the hosts wear different clothes during the ad reads so it stands out in the video because that just makes it easier to know how far to skip forward
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I like that advertisers on podcasts request that the hosts wear different clothes during the ad reads so it stands out in the video because that just makes it easier to know how far to skip forward
Toyota - Billion dollar company
Spotify - Billion dollar company
Apple - Trillion dollar company
And yet when I get into my car to listen to music, products that these three companies make can’t work together to play my music without me screaming obscenities at the windshield first
Spotify - Billion dollar company
Apple - Trillion dollar company
And yet when I get into my car to listen to music, products that these three companies make can’t work together to play my music without me screaming obscenities at the windshield first
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Toyota - Billion dollar company
Spotify - Billion dollar company
Apple - Trillion dollar company
And yet when I get into my car to listen to music, products that these three companies make can’t work together to play my music without me screaming obscenities at the windshield first
Spotify - Billion dollar company
Apple - Trillion dollar company
And yet when I get into my car to listen to music, products that these three companies make can’t work together to play my music without me screaming obscenities at the windshield first
I don’t know what I did to the gaming gods to be constantly put on teams that can barely hold one flag in Conquest but I’m fucking sorry #Battlefield6
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don’t know what I did to the gaming gods to be constantly put on teams that can barely hold one flag in Conquest but I’m fucking sorry #Battlefield6
If you pay attention you’ll see that most of Amazon’s Black Friday sales are BS. They raise the prices on everything like a week before then just lower them to regular price during Black Friday week and call it a deal
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you pay attention you’ll see that most of Amazon’s Black Friday sales are BS. They raise the prices on everything like a week before then just lower them to regular price during Black Friday week and call it a deal
Oh cloudflare is down and now I can barely do anything for work…cool
First AWS a few weeks ago and now this. How many times do we have to be taught this lesson before we realize that maybe it’s not a good idea to route the entire internet through 3 or 4 companies?
First AWS a few weeks ago and now this. How many times do we have to be taught this lesson before we realize that maybe it’s not a good idea to route the entire internet through 3 or 4 companies?
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh cloudflare is down and now I can barely do anything for work…cool
First AWS a few weeks ago and now this. How many times do we have to be taught this lesson before we realize that maybe it’s not a good idea to route the entire internet through 3 or 4 companies?
First AWS a few weeks ago and now this. How many times do we have to be taught this lesson before we realize that maybe it’s not a good idea to route the entire internet through 3 or 4 companies?
I wish the girl who used to cut my hair didn’t move. My haircut is easy but you’d be surprised how many people give me “bumpkin cuts”
The chains just try to get you through as fast as possible, salon workers always seem annoyed about doing a men’s cut, and barbershops try to charge $50 a haircut
The chains just try to get you through as fast as possible, salon workers always seem annoyed about doing a men’s cut, and barbershops try to charge $50 a haircut
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I wish the girl who used to cut my hair didn’t move. My haircut is easy but you’d be surprised how many people give me “bumpkin cuts”
The chains just try to get you through as fast as possible, salon workers always seem annoyed about doing a men’s cut, and barbershops try to charge $50 a haircut
The chains just try to get you through as fast as possible, salon workers always seem annoyed about doing a men’s cut, and barbershops try to charge $50 a haircut
With all of Xbox’s fuckery I decided to cave and build my first PC. I have all the components except RAM because it has nearly doubled in price in the last month because that’s the kind of luck I have
October 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
With all of Xbox’s fuckery I decided to cave and build my first PC. I have all the components except RAM because it has nearly doubled in price in the last month because that’s the kind of luck I have
Step 1. AI takes everyone’s jobs
Step 2.No one has any money to pay for anything
Step 3. ???
Step 2.No one has any money to pay for anything
Step 3. ???
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Step 1. AI takes everyone’s jobs
Step 2.No one has any money to pay for anything
Step 3. ???
Step 2.No one has any money to pay for anything
Step 3. ???
Things the current government can pay for:
- $20B bailout for Argentina
- Jets, plural, for Kristi Noem
- A tasteless ballroom
- Miltary parades
- Bombing random boats without probable cause
Things the current government can’t (won’t) pay for:
- Keeping your health insurance premiums down
- $20B bailout for Argentina
- Jets, plural, for Kristi Noem
- A tasteless ballroom
- Miltary parades
- Bombing random boats without probable cause
Things the current government can’t (won’t) pay for:
- Keeping your health insurance premiums down
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Things the current government can pay for:
- $20B bailout for Argentina
- Jets, plural, for Kristi Noem
- A tasteless ballroom
- Miltary parades
- Bombing random boats without probable cause
Things the current government can’t (won’t) pay for:
- Keeping your health insurance premiums down
- $20B bailout for Argentina
- Jets, plural, for Kristi Noem
- A tasteless ballroom
- Miltary parades
- Bombing random boats without probable cause
Things the current government can’t (won’t) pay for:
- Keeping your health insurance premiums down
I live in a country where every new year my take home pay is actually less than the previous year for a few months because healthcare premiums go up every year and I don’t get my minuscule 3% salary increase until April or May so even then my take home pay increase is non-existent
October 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I live in a country where every new year my take home pay is actually less than the previous year for a few months because healthcare premiums go up every year and I don’t get my minuscule 3% salary increase until April or May so even then my take home pay increase is non-existent
Weird. In my opinion Charlie already got the only neck accessory he deserved
President Trump posthumously honored conservative activist Charlie Kirk about a month after he was fatally shot. Kirk’s widow, who accepted the honor on his behalf, said Kirk would have probably run for president.
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Weird. In my opinion Charlie already got the only neck accessory he deserved
A lot of car selfies with kids in the backseat on dating apps
October 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
A lot of car selfies with kids in the backseat on dating apps
Notice how fast the media memory-holed the Mormon church shooting after they found out the shooter was a MAGA dingbat? Many such cases
October 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Notice how fast the media memory-holed the Mormon church shooting after they found out the shooter was a MAGA dingbat? Many such cases
Never fails that within 2 minutes of opening windows on a nice day I have a sneezing fit.
I’m allergic to the planet I live on
I’m allergic to the planet I live on
October 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Never fails that within 2 minutes of opening windows on a nice day I have a sneezing fit.
I’m allergic to the planet I live on
I’m allergic to the planet I live on
Last week I canceled my $30/month Hulu subscription, today I canceled my soon-to-be $30 Gamepass subscription.
Dear corporations, please keep fucking up and putting all this money back in my pocket
Dear corporations, please keep fucking up and putting all this money back in my pocket
October 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Last week I canceled my $30/month Hulu subscription, today I canceled my soon-to-be $30 Gamepass subscription.
Dear corporations, please keep fucking up and putting all this money back in my pocket
Dear corporations, please keep fucking up and putting all this money back in my pocket
The way Xbox has destroyed their brand will be studied. Two hardware price hikes in a year and now raising the price of Gamepass by 50%?
It’s time to suck it and up build a PC and def will be switching back to PlayStation at some point
It’s time to suck it and up build a PC and def will be switching back to PlayStation at some point
October 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The way Xbox has destroyed their brand will be studied. Two hardware price hikes in a year and now raising the price of Gamepass by 50%?
It’s time to suck it and up build a PC and def will be switching back to PlayStation at some point
It’s time to suck it and up build a PC and def will be switching back to PlayStation at some point