Hamsanitizer
@hamsanitizer.bsky.social
Check out this fuggin deer.
How much electricity did Tom Boudette waste leaving the lights on for people who never showed up to stay at Motel 6?
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
How much electricity did Tom Boudette waste leaving the lights on for people who never showed up to stay at Motel 6?
Suddenly people care about fraud. Wait until people find out how many regulators were fired the first few months of this presidency.
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Suddenly people care about fraud. Wait until people find out how many regulators were fired the first few months of this presidency.
You are telling me the planners thought that 5 people might be pooping at the same time in a kohls men's bathroom.
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You are telling me the planners thought that 5 people might be pooping at the same time in a kohls men's bathroom.
By 2026 I really hope that people know what they want to order before it is their turn to order.
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
By 2026 I really hope that people know what they want to order before it is their turn to order.
I'm all for bringing civility back to air travel but skip the lecture on clothes and go straight to the real issue. People who run to the front of the plane as soon as they can.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm all for bringing civility back to air travel but skip the lecture on clothes and go straight to the real issue. People who run to the front of the plane as soon as they can.
When I am president. The close buttons on elevators will close the door.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
When I am president. The close buttons on elevators will close the door.
BREAKING: One of the turkeys pardoned by Trump has ties to the Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
BREAKING: One of the turkeys pardoned by Trump has ties to the Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund.
History will show that many people, including people who weren't even trying, out pizza'd the hut.
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
History will show that many people, including people who weren't even trying, out pizza'd the hut.
The world must have been super boring for someone to invent 6 player checkers.
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The world must have been super boring for someone to invent 6 player checkers.
I hate that instead of "Merry Spritemas" people are saying "Happy Honda Days". What is happening to this country?
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I hate that instead of "Merry Spritemas" people are saying "Happy Honda Days". What is happening to this country?
It is possible that the 2016 election was between two people who know what Bill Clinton dick tasted like.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It is possible that the 2016 election was between two people who know what Bill Clinton dick tasted like.
Today someone told me Bill Clinton isn't a good guy. Guess I am going to have to take down my Bill Clinton flag, and my Bill Clinton hat. I should probably sell my Bill Clinton watch, and shoes. Maybe I should divest from the Bill Clinton coin.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Today someone told me Bill Clinton isn't a good guy. Guess I am going to have to take down my Bill Clinton flag, and my Bill Clinton hat. I should probably sell my Bill Clinton watch, and shoes. Maybe I should divest from the Bill Clinton coin.
Once again Dems gain campaign victories on an issue and stop short of fixing it so they can continue to campaign on it. This is how roe was overturned. Codify your campaign promises and you won't have to campaign.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Once again Dems gain campaign victories on an issue and stop short of fixing it so they can continue to campaign on it. This is how roe was overturned. Codify your campaign promises and you won't have to campaign.
It's another rerun of road rules vs the real world except it is on the news for some reason.
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's another rerun of road rules vs the real world except it is on the news for some reason.
Remember when 2 bars of wifi was more than enough?
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Remember when 2 bars of wifi was more than enough?
Ah yes, private citizens funding the critical functions of the military, bypassing the power of the purse is exactly what the founding fathers envisioned. This country is a joke that was built on good will and the assumption that people feel shame. Sadly, some people get off on the shame.
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ah yes, private citizens funding the critical functions of the military, bypassing the power of the purse is exactly what the founding fathers envisioned. This country is a joke that was built on good will and the assumption that people feel shame. Sadly, some people get off on the shame.
Every time you don't use your blinker Trader Joe's removes a parking space
October 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Every time you don't use your blinker Trader Joe's removes a parking space
When I am president we will be restoring original chopped. No chopped kids edition or mother daughter edition. Also I am buying 2 ice cream makers.
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When I am president we will be restoring original chopped. No chopped kids edition or mother daughter edition. Also I am buying 2 ice cream makers.
Trump is obviously building a ball room so the world will think he has balls.
October 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Trump is obviously building a ball room so the world will think he has balls.
It shouldn't take this many clicks to access a box score after I Google "Minnesota Timberwolves box score"
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It shouldn't take this many clicks to access a box score after I Google "Minnesota Timberwolves box score"
I can't explain or quantify it but there is a correct amount of graffiti in a citie.
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I can't explain or quantify it but there is a correct amount of graffiti in a citie.
It's basically impossible to poop your pants if you are wearing someone else's pants.
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's basically impossible to poop your pants if you are wearing someone else's pants.
Is there a card that says "sorry your kids were at a school shooting but I am glad they weren't hurt"? I am not finding that section at Walgreens.
August 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Is there a card that says "sorry your kids were at a school shooting but I am glad they weren't hurt"? I am not finding that section at Walgreens.
Hot take: corn dogs are better than pronto pups. Anyone who says otherwise probably eats their pancakes without syrup.
August 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hot take: corn dogs are better than pronto pups. Anyone who says otherwise probably eats their pancakes without syrup.
Everyone talking about if hotdogs are sandwiches or not ignores the bigger question. What is a hotdog? Is it all beef? Mostly pork? Can chicken be a hotdog? Let's get the foundational question answered before we move on to the sandwich/taco debate.
August 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Everyone talking about if hotdogs are sandwiches or not ignores the bigger question. What is a hotdog? Is it all beef? Mostly pork? Can chicken be a hotdog? Let's get the foundational question answered before we move on to the sandwich/taco debate.