Jenni Polodna
hamsterdisco.bsky.social
Jenni Polodna
@hamsterdisco.bsky.social
one time I started a small fire inside the Williams Street microwave by being a complete idiot

hope you wanna read bloosks about my baby
yeah I didn't know it could take them weeks to figure out how to poop and they'd just be awake and miserable??? intelligent design my ANUS
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"why's he crying like that?"
"oh he's passing a diamond, babies do that sometimes"
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
update: he's small enough to get through the lasers but he keeps trying to eat the diamond
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
they just cut to video footage of the balloons being perfectly fine??? the hell is the POINT
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Chris: Why are we watching disaster porn, Jenni

me: I am simply giving the people the carnage they crave
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
looked up what was an especially windy year and now we're watching the '97 parade where Barney fuckin bites it

when I say "we" I mean it's just me and the baby trapped in here with the Thanksgiving parade again, somehow
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
yeah I'm definitely sold!
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the Boomer mom in question came back right before the end of the parade & revealed that mostly what she likes about it is sometimes there are strong winds & you'll get to watch someone struggle to not be dragged into the sky by Charlie Brown, fuckin agents of chaos this family
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
no! have I got a doppelganger?
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
well yeah you don't want to negotiate your eye cum in public
September 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I'm excited to see what got one point!
September 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
on page 7 Hassle Moose walks past a red bird with no name or dialogue & now that bird stars in his own three-season Netflix series
September 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM