Han Shot First
@han-shot-first.bsky.social
Squatty Potty was the peak
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Squatty Potty was the peak
jajajajajajja
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
jajajajajajja
Will they be camped in a concentrated manner?
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Will they be camped in a concentrated manner?
Bahahaha wtf 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Bahahaha wtf 😂
Make reading great again 🌈📕
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Make reading great again 🌈📕
“Anodyne.” We know you’re ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
a bald man in a blue shirt is giving a peace sign .
ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt is giving a peace sign .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
“Anodyne.” We know you’re ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
But don’t you feel like you must do -something- if I keep using the word “fiat” in a scary and/or demeaning tone?
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
But don’t you feel like you must do -something- if I keep using the word “fiat” in a scary and/or demeaning tone?
Check the moderation section in your settings. I have my "suggestive" content set to show and the image comes through no problem.
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Check the moderation section in your settings. I have my "suggestive" content set to show and the image comes through no problem.
And the endless spiral of stupidity and maliciousness continues
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
And the endless spiral of stupidity and maliciousness continues
A nation of hot stove touchers
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
A nation of hot stove touchers
Ephebolitico, if you will
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Ephebolitico, if you will
The physics and astronomy professor Janna Levin? Huh, what’s she doing in there
January 31, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The physics and astronomy professor Janna Levin? Huh, what’s she doing in there
“Chosen people”.. that’s not a typical casual slur one just tosses off right? That seems like deep cut material but I could be wrong..
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
“Chosen people”.. that’s not a typical casual slur one just tosses off right? That seems like deep cut material but I could be wrong..
Jesus. Go hawks. Fuck Kraft.
January 31, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Jesus. Go hawks. Fuck Kraft.
I still have, "Holding, number 65," trauma 🫣
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I still have, "Holding, number 65," trauma 🫣
Tired of winning
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Tired of winning
Very legal, very cool
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Very legal, very cool
I am loving it and am curious how it plays with people who aren't already familiar with the story
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I am loving it and am curious how it plays with people who aren't already familiar with the story