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Hana Michels (Personal Account)

@hanamichels.bsky.social

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They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · Jun 26

The old holding hands meme:
Democratic Party holding hands w/Hollywood in:
Taking the wrong lesson from every success

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1h

When I have a flareup pre -prepared snacks are better than anything because I'm so exhausted. Kitten has stolen my string cheese 3 nights in a row

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4h

I didn't share it because eyewitness testimony is worse with faces than license plates.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4h

Image showed him to be at least white passing if not white

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4h

Eyewitness testimony is notoriously horrible on faces so I thought show the numbers I guess.

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4h

The wonkiness may be due to cropping and being zoomed in a great deal.

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4h

I didn't want to show the entire photo with his face in case it's the wrong guy, but hundreds of people recognized the guy, and the tactic- maybe the car or license are not his or generated. Maybe I should post him, I dunno. I felt weird posting someones face due to only suspicion?

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4h

I just opened mine and it's literally just measure 50 whoops

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 5h

ICE agents are snatching people off the streets for no reason yet no one has been able to get law enforcement to simply document their experience with this guy because he was unsuccessful in committing a crime against them. God forbid LAPD ever protects and serves 🙄

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 5h

By this, I mean the San Fernando Valley- he’s also been spotted in other parts of LA but he seems to operate mostly in the valley.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 5h

If you are a woman or female presenting in the Valley look out for a man with glasses and this plate. Took it off a TikTok video in which LITERALLY HUNDREDS of women reported him asking for help moving a box from his backseat to his trunk with a fake bandage around his arm, something Ted Bundy did.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 21h

Do I know the owners of these Hollywood hills and other mansions? NO! Did I have a weird night in all of them? YES!

Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 22h

Bonus growing up on Venice beach before it completely gentrified! I’ve been hugged by so many strangers on amphetamines AND the same conversational wavelength!

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 22h

It wasn't until I saw Katya point out a random building in Boston on reality tv and say "that's where Jack the rapist tried to get me" when I realized I could do speciality tours of LA. No one wants them but I could do them.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1d

Making art is dumb and we're all dumb for trying it because we're not perfect the first time.

Why Art?

Thoughts we have when trying a new art form that are perfect and don't hold us back at all, ever. (Image credit bodobe on pixabay)

sparklifecoaching.substack.com

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1d

She is 15. Pure natural selection dumpster breeding at its finest. She didn't even get the shits from all that cheese and she finished it because the ants went elsewhere this morning (our landlord refuses to acknowledge the ants)