hannah
@hanatomic.bsky.social
[she/her]
🕸️🦋🫧🌀i’m crawling similar to an ant (cause i’m low to the earth)🦋🫧🪩🌀
🕸️🦋🫧🌀i’m crawling similar to an ant (cause i’m low to the earth)🦋🫧🪩🌀
i don’t really like ….how expensive herbs are at their grocery store !!
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i don’t really like ….how expensive herbs are at their grocery store !!
i’m trying to follow more good ppl on here my current algo is super depressing 24/7 which is reality tbh!!! but i wanna read funny stuff
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i’m trying to follow more good ppl on here my current algo is super depressing 24/7 which is reality tbh!!! but i wanna read funny stuff
my face passing a guy playing with the two cutest dogs in the park: 🥹
my face passing the ugliest wrapped cybertruck i’ve ever seen: 😠
my face coming to the realization that cyber truck could be owned by dog dad in the park: 😟
my face passing the ugliest wrapped cybertruck i’ve ever seen: 😠
my face coming to the realization that cyber truck could be owned by dog dad in the park: 😟
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
my face passing a guy playing with the two cutest dogs in the park: 🥹
my face passing the ugliest wrapped cybertruck i’ve ever seen: 😠
my face coming to the realization that cyber truck could be owned by dog dad in the park: 😟
my face passing the ugliest wrapped cybertruck i’ve ever seen: 😠
my face coming to the realization that cyber truck could be owned by dog dad in the park: 😟
do dawn soap commercials ever fuck you up like ‘hello the gas & oil industry is ruining the environment and killing wildlife — buy our soap !!!!’ and you’re at the store like ‘oh yeah the oil spill soap will clean my kitchen best !! baby ducks!!!’
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
do dawn soap commercials ever fuck you up like ‘hello the gas & oil industry is ruining the environment and killing wildlife — buy our soap !!!!’ and you’re at the store like ‘oh yeah the oil spill soap will clean my kitchen best !! baby ducks!!!’
why do people have meltdowns at the airport?? gather round and let me tell you about mixing uppers and downers
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
why do people have meltdowns at the airport?? gather round and let me tell you about mixing uppers and downers
one time my ex complained about the “vocal reverb” on a kinks track and told me its bc theyre bad singers
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
one time my ex complained about the “vocal reverb” on a kinks track and told me its bc theyre bad singers
i was just reading my own posts and an issue i experience a lot is silent uber rides. maybe i should take a hint and also shut the fuck up about them
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i was just reading my own posts and an issue i experience a lot is silent uber rides. maybe i should take a hint and also shut the fuck up about them
a customer service interaction i play over and over in my mind (it happened literally 5+ years ago):
me: allll right ive got it here in my hands for ya — what’s your name for that hold?
customer: ian
me: 🗣️🗣️ WITH AN I???
me: allll right ive got it here in my hands for ya — what’s your name for that hold?
customer: ian
me: 🗣️🗣️ WITH AN I???
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
a customer service interaction i play over and over in my mind (it happened literally 5+ years ago):
me: allll right ive got it here in my hands for ya — what’s your name for that hold?
customer: ian
me: 🗣️🗣️ WITH AN I???
me: allll right ive got it here in my hands for ya — what’s your name for that hold?
customer: ian
me: 🗣️🗣️ WITH AN I???
🗣️🗣️ even mollusks have weddings though solemn and leaden 🚨🚨🚨
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
🗣️🗣️ even mollusks have weddings though solemn and leaden 🚨🚨🚨
what if airpods were called airbuds instead?
September 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
what if airpods were called airbuds instead?
can everyone i follow who tattoos put tattoo in their username and everyone i follow who makes jewelry put jewelry in their username please. so i can find you on instagram. (i am very simple)
September 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
can everyone i follow who tattoos put tattoo in their username and everyone i follow who makes jewelry put jewelry in their username please. so i can find you on instagram. (i am very simple)
the highest of compliments: old man asked me where i got my “gangster nikes”
September 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
the highest of compliments: old man asked me where i got my “gangster nikes”
rewatching skins (uk duh) and i just gotta say: chris ilu you absolute chaos demon. emerged as my new fave as a 35 yo woman revisiting teen tv
August 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
rewatching skins (uk duh) and i just gotta say: chris ilu you absolute chaos demon. emerged as my new fave as a 35 yo woman revisiting teen tv
no you stated crying on the phone to your boss when you called into work to talk about your cat who is logically probably fine but idk what is happening to me rn
August 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
no you stated crying on the phone to your boss when you called into work to talk about your cat who is logically probably fine but idk what is happening to me rn
i like when english people say “i’ll debrief ya”
August 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i like when english people say “i’ll debrief ya”
in a big music rut so i’m listening to pure moods? ??? ? k
August 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
in a big music rut so i’m listening to pure moods? ??? ? k
yr not legit // until a bird shits // upon yr bag[gu]
July 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
yr not legit // until a bird shits // upon yr bag[gu]
my uber driver is blasting Tennis thank u my dude
July 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
my uber driver is blasting Tennis thank u my dude
does anyone in austin texas actually do a decent manicure??? i’ve never gotten a good one. thought my curse was lifted yesterday, but my nails didn’t dry after 5+ hours and got ruined when i went to bed :(
July 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
does anyone in austin texas actually do a decent manicure??? i’ve never gotten a good one. thought my curse was lifted yesterday, but my nails didn’t dry after 5+ hours and got ruined when i went to bed :(
why does everyone need every story told to be a fucking after school special
June 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
why does everyone need every story told to be a fucking after school special
lady just threw a book at me because it was the same price as a used copy on amazon
June 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
lady just threw a book at me because it was the same price as a used copy on amazon
i hate the way that viral man does dishes with his lil brush. i hate it!!!!!!!
June 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
i hate the way that viral man does dishes with his lil brush. i hate it!!!!!!!
uber drivers who don’t put the radio on……whyyyy
May 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
uber drivers who don’t put the radio on……whyyyy
lol i have my period on my first day of school, which is virtual, but there will be an assessment test. i’m gonna be so stupid. fuck. i don’t wish to be perceived on zoom today
May 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
lol i have my period on my first day of school, which is virtual, but there will be an assessment test. i’m gonna be so stupid. fuck. i don’t wish to be perceived on zoom today
a mom recently shielded her extremely teenaged son from me when we passed each other with plenty of personal space down a very wide aisle at HEB. what’s going on?
May 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
a mom recently shielded her extremely teenaged son from me when we passed each other with plenty of personal space down a very wide aisle at HEB. what’s going on?