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Can't speak for the people of Greenland, but I'm pretty sure they don't want to be conquered

#elbowsUP
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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#piracy
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Headline: proposed legislation to state that before any pundit can say "Politics is a blood sport" they must compete in a Mixed Martial Arts tournament-- and win-- before deciding if politics is indeed a "blood sport"
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#ElbowsUp

Headline: Pop stars and music companies frantically recalling & re-mixing their music catalogues to add "F___k ICE" to every 3rd lyric to prevent authoritarian governments from using their songs in propaganda
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I've come to the realization that the US consumer base is the single most powerful form of soft power in the world. But I bet no US consumer feels like they have much global market influence (though that could be said of consumers world wide)
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I just noticed how clickbait article titles sound like Jeopardy! ™ questions:

"This ____ will make you ____“
"What is... scroll down to read more?"
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
#ElbowsUp @thebeaverton.com
Headline: Cdn Govt now accepting applications for attendees for fake conferences featuring US Amb Pete Hoekstra to keep him busy while in country. Must have extremely high tolerance to smug lecturing, prior experience from nagging parents to random old people is helpful
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@thebeaverton.com

Headline: "After using Notwithstanding Clause to force teachers back to the classroom, Danielle Smith uses it again to cut in line at Starbucks"

Says Smith, "Premiers can't be waiting in line for their coffee, we need to get stuff done, like using the NC on stuff"
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Lol 3 months after my previous post

www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I hate YouTube Shorts. Nobody can say anything useful/helpful about a phone or case in 60 seconds
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Constantly hearing impressions/reviews of the iPhone Air suggesting its thin form is a prelude to a foldable iPhone, now I wonder if next year Apple will just release it as "iPhone Air". No regular slab Air, just the 2026 iPhone Air is a foldable. Could be way off. We'll see Sept 2026 I guess
September 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I was listening to a podcast interview with a researcher about this and he said they couldn't yet rule out the possibility of orcas using the food as bait because there are cases where they've done that to catch birds:
youtu.be/2nRBMNwRqZQ

😂
September 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nothing is going to beat this zinger in response to the digital services tax thing
A plane would have been cheaper
July 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I had no intention of ever posting about Diddy but imagine being the court artist who actually had to depict this. Makes me wonder what are the most bizarre courtroom sketches in history? Anything weirder than this?
July 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Past few days feel like garbage inside my head so it's nice to hear about weird stuff like this:
Orca sharing it's food with humans?
But it kinda like like it's either bragging or "HeyYouWantSome?NoOkThenI'llJustTakeItBackThen" "Don't say I didn't offer"

cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/QV7...
Testing the water: New study investigates orcas sharing food with humans
A new study, released Monday, is investigating rare occurrences of orcas offering food to humans and what those interactions could mean.
cdn.jwplayer.com
July 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reposted
Everyone’s mad that we backed down on the tech tax. But here’s why this might be the smartest move we’ve made.
June 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Doing this so fast just seems like a big mistake. 2 hours/days/weeks/months from now Trump will "halt all trade talks with Canada because [fill in the blank]
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Canada rescinds digital services tax to advance trade discussions with the United States | CBC News
The federal government announced late Sunday evening it is rescinding the digital services tax, days after U.S. President Donald Trump demanded it gone and cut off Canada-U.S. trade negotiations.
www.cbc.ca
June 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Reposted
To any Switch 2 owners thinking about buying an M2 SSD to microSD Express adapter: Someone in China tested one, and got an error message.
www.bilibili.com/video/BV1k4T...
June 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
So here's my latest ChatGPT queries, friends cat just had kittens & I'm worried they don't know what they're doing. A little bit of sports terms I'm embarrassed to admit I don't know, and a bunch of geopolitical questions. I think the Chinese might have been for translating
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted
Tomorrow there will be a special episode of If You’re Listening where we will be answering your questions about *waves hand vaguely at America and the Middle East*. Send questions to ifyourelistening at abc.net.au
June 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
So, either the US does know where he is & Trump just gave up valuable intel, or they don't and he just exposed PotUS ignorance
www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
Trump says the U.S. knows where Iran's Khamenei is hiding but says he's safe 'for now'
Trump says he's looking for "a real end" to the conflict and a "complete give-up" of Iran's nuclear program.
www.pbs.org
June 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If there was a Bingo card for the G7 meeting in Kananaskis, Alberta, every square would be "Trump freaks out" except maybe the middle square could be "freeplay" or something

www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...
‘It’s going to be very challenging’ for G7 leaders to come to a census: Reid
CTV News U.S. Political Commentator Scott Reid discusses Trump’s tariffs will indirectly isolate him from the G7 leaders.
www.ctvnews.ca
June 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Some of these signs are so good. Saw this in a video from If You're Listening, a great Australian podcast (the name comes from the infamous line, "Russia, if you're listening...")
youtu.be/tApZKn2REoY
June 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I remember having a Twitter because Nintendo Switch 1 could only WiFi upload screenshots & gameplay videos to Twitter. So I'll post some of my gameplay vids that make me laugh like this from playing Saints Row 3 tonight on Switch 2 😂
June 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM