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Spanker Johnson doesn't sleep anymore
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Spanker Johnson doesn't sleep anymore
And those gosh darned files
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
And those gosh darned files
And this!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And this!!!!!
I listen and watch Spanker Johnson and just know he's a deceptive piece of skunk shit who cant give an honest straight answer.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I listen and watch Spanker Johnson and just know he's a deceptive piece of skunk shit who cant give an honest straight answer.
How much does he charge to watch him squish blueberry muffins with his toes while wearing a ball gag? (Rhetorical question!)
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
How much does he charge to watch him squish blueberry muffins with his toes while wearing a ball gag? (Rhetorical question!)
I still stand by this meme however.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I still stand by this meme however.
Please make your posts spicier, like youre fighting for America. Please remind Spanker Johnson every minute, that Americans blame him:
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Please make your posts spicier, like youre fighting for America. Please remind Spanker Johnson every minute, that Americans blame him:
