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Mmm
More like Manufacturing under the age of Consent
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
They all did those emails with Epstein because of the Male Loneliness Epidemic
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We're a couple months out from 🍚 agents crying Havana syndrome and invading cuba
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Diving over the counter to stop the DQ worker from turning my blizzard upside down
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
He's their John Lennon
September 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Meeting the guy who made Simpsons: did all that stuff really happen?
April 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's called a plate glass window when someone gets thrown through it. Otherwise it's just window
March 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
These beach boys can sing
March 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jelly roll STUNS in new ad for zevia
March 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Is it perjury if I tell the judge the truth but I do it in a funny made up accent
March 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If anything, an appliance with the word Smeg on it should be cheaper
February 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm sorry @chumbacasino.bsky.social I told your employee I'd clean up after myself. When I got back with a broom the feces were gone
February 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Yeah come on
February 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Belichick got them thangs
February 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Turns out Ringo has been all about peace and love not piece of pizza
February 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Where has the Rizzler been when we've needed him most?
February 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Gulf of water more like it
February 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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elon musk is scheduled to throw out the first pitch at your favorite baseball team's opening day while wearing a t shirt from your favorite band in his ongoing effort to insert himself into and singularly ruin every aspect of your life
February 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
dink pate
February 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Claudia Scheinbaum was my 9th grade Spanish teacher at Shlomo Rosenfeld School for Uncircumcised Jewish Boys
February 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Walked the Paul Blart Trail at the Burlington Mall
February 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I got my ass ate at the chumba casino
January 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eat.
Eat vegetables.
Eating vegetables is resistance.
Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
January 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dracula being scary: "blaaahh"
January 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM