hangingchadsbook
@hangingchadsbook.bsky.social
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Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh
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Seems to me the only thing trump ever paid attention to was fuckin mein kampf and the videos straight out of 1942 Germany
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Nor would Bill Hicks. But Henny Youngman? Total whore. And, he would finally have a place that would take his wife. (This is satire. I have nothing against Henny Youngman. As far as you know.)
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let me finish your sentence, please. ...is very American.
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Why does he look like he's forcing out a huge shit when he smiles? Never mind. I think I know.
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Ok, I'm not into bestiality, but that is the sexiest fucking frog I've ever seen! I totally could see myself being Mrs. Frog. Going to rallies. Hopping around on lily pads. And can you imagine how good this motherfucker would be at charades? We'd be a power couple!
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Or is a part of the fascist movement. Which, by definition, also makes them an asshole. So, I guess I'm just splitting hairs here. Never mind.
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This might be the cutest kitten I have ever seen.
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I just want to say that this tyranny will come to an end. I do not know when, or how many innocent people will be damaged by it, but it will end. There will be justice for the oppressed. There is light at the end of this dark tunnel of sadism. And I'm bringing the fucking flashlights. Maddy out!
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Dear Maga Snowflakes. I say this with the most sincerity and concern for you. IT'S A FUCKING HALFTIME PERFORMER! WHO GIVES A FUCK! YOU ARE NOT NOR WILL EVER BE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! GET OVER IT YOU SPINELESS, WHINEY SHITBAGS! I hope this has been helpful. Have a lovely evening. Maddy out.
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Dear members of ICE, I have some bad news for you. Despite your cruelty to innocent people, posturing with your big, long, hard guns, and puffing out your chests, um, well, your daddy still has no respect for you. I think you know why. Oh, and you also still have small penises. Maddy out!
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ARREST AND SUE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!1
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I'll take an overweight General over a pompous, alcoholic dipshit with racist tattoos all over him any day. Just sayin' for no particular reason. Maddy out!
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I had a Super Soaker once. Does that count?
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HEY! HE'S BROWN! GIT HIM! Nazi fucks.
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By "freak out" does he mean burst into hysterical laughter?
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I'm trying to stop, but The Regime isn't cooperating!
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I stand with Michael Bluth! Not so much Job or Buster though.
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Um, do they not realize that they look like a bunch of douche cumwads? No? Didn't think so.
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No. Daddy says girls are inferior and were only put on God's Earth to be subservient to their male overlords. Or something like that. I've been having dreams of slashing daddy's throat in his sleep. Is that bad?