Hank Green
@hankgreen.bsky.social
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kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com
Reposting because Pizzamas only lasts two weeks…

DFTBA asked me to write another D&D game for them! It’s stuffed with jokes for Nerdfighters, but you don’t need to be a superfan of Hank and John Green to enjoy it.

$12 bucks to charity and you get the loveliest thing I’ve ever written.
kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com
Good morning! It's Pizzamas, and that means I can finally tell people about THIS:
pizzamas.com/collections/...

I wrote another Pizzamas Dungeons and Dragons adventure!

It's got tons of Nerdfighter references (and a few just for the LRR fans, heh heh), jokes and a message board!
Pizzamas One Shot - Part II
Did you absolutely love the first adventure? Well we’ve got a new one cooked up for you! Now with some new pre-gen characters and packed with a whole lot of excitement! Are you a DM? If you purchase t...
pizzamas.com
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Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.
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Or really /pessimistic/!
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We’ll see where I land when I do my full review!
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This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
My 2025 Bingo Card. Surprise T. Swift album is now crossed out.
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I didn’t even see you!
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hannamaypost.dftba.social
Jean Michel and Guillaume Henri Vert celebrating Pizzamas circa 1840.
Drawing of John and Hank Green in curly wigs, feathered hats, and pizza topping festooned clothing for a Shakespearean fool or perhaps Leopold I of Belgium’s most whimsical portrait.
John holds a pizza cutter and Hank holds a pizza in a a box.
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I slayed realbirdfakebird.com like a pathogenic bacteria today…
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neorsd.org
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD
@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
I'm an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy.

Dosco Jones @doscojones.bsky.social
I'm an engineer. Sewage systems are sexy.
hankgreen.bsky.social
I dread that this is actually horrible news. People saying they are afraid of government corruption is often code for “give all the power to my guy, he’s corrupt /for me/.”
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editorialboard.bsky.social
The Democrats should begin building a case for law and order -- for restoring the equal and moral administration of justice. Do it now, as Trump’s power grab reaches a tipping point. Promise to hold accountable anyone tempted to break the law in his name.

www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/23/i...
ICE agents held 5-year-old girl hostage in bid to arrest father, family says
ICE agents seeking Edward Hip in Massachusetts surrounded his 5-year-old daughter outside his home, video shows.
www.nydailynews.com
hankgreen.bsky.social
I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.
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thedasghostie.bsky.social
App so cute you had to make fanart #focusfriend #pixelart #art

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Pixel art illustration of Pinto Bean from the Focus Friend
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It’s all so dumb. They’re like “if we were healthier we’d be healthier why won’t anyone believe us!!” No one disagrees that eating right and exercising are good but lord will that not cure a cancer.
hankgreen.bsky.social
Still very complex and confusing, but no longer an absolute enigma. Lots of treatments in the pipeline and lots of cancers are curable that once were not. But it’s always going to be an awfully tricky class of diseases.
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It's like, "Oh, you think that a special tea will undo a TMPRSS2–ERG fusion that just gave a prostate cancer cell all the tissue-invading abilities of a hyperactive blood vessel? Let me know how that works out."
hankgreen.bsky.social
I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.
hankgreen.bsky.social
I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.
A large grey cat kinda spilling out of a wicker cat bed resting his chin on the edge of the bed. He looks comfy and sleepy.
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I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.

Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
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Only because I had no other choice!
hankgreen.bsky.social
The things that keeps me going are:

1. Stuff I know how to do and get me in a flow (like my mars video this week)

2. Stuff I have scheduled and so am simply going to do because it’s on the schedule.