Hankry
hanksforthat.bsky.social
Hankry
@hanksforthat.bsky.social
Consulting data engineer, business owner, soup lover, scrub league mixed martial artist, shanty singer.

Try the Broth.
Studying the mercenaries of the high middle ages really gives you some notions about how to consciously build a career.

Rule 1 of all professional work: F U Pay Me
Rule 2: Never go down with someone else's ship
Rule 3: If all else fails, sack the Vatican (ok that one might not really apply)
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am a highly evolved creature with free will (outsourcing all my discipline to coffee and playlists)
October 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When people who don't know MMA picture MMA they picture stoic dudes clashing in an epic battle or roided out monsters brutalizing each other. Both wrong. It's your weird cousin Kyle who punched a hole in the wall versus a mountain-dwelling Dagestani kid who learned gay people existed yesterday.
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
When you try to run your own business only 33.78% of the time will involve actually Doing The Job. It's too late now. You've been hoodwinked. Doing The Job is no longer The Job. Now Your Job is Meetings, Proposals, Awkward Conversations and all the parts of Doing Your Job you used to hate.
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
10 video games to yadda yadda yadda you can read:

1) Morrowind
2) Nox
3) Disco Elysium
4) Deep Rock Galactic
5) Age of Empires
6) Team Fortress 2
7) Half Life 2
8) Tekken 3
9) Undermine
10) Against The Storm
oh this trend is interesting

10 video games to get to know me

🛡Princess Maker 2
🛡Castlevania X
🛡Va-11 hall-a
🛡Odin's Sphere
🛡Hades
🛡Ender Lilies
🛡Dragon's Dogma 1
🛡Ace Combat Zero
🛡Bayonetta
🛡NieR: Automata
10 video games to get to know me 🖤

🌿Okami
🌿The Witcher 3
🌿Baldur's Gate 3
🌿Skyrim
🌿Breath of The Wild
🌿Final Fantasy XIV
🌿Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
🌿Assassin's Creed Origin
🌿Assassin's Creed Odyssey
🌿Life is Strange 2
April 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
First week back to MMA & combat sports in general after a couple months: small scale Sumo tournament, grappling, muay thai drills, some lifting:

body beat up, body not beat up as much as anticipated. Call it a win.
February 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Participated in the first sumo tournament in my area in almost a century and didn't die, but my back IS a little cranky with me for deciding to be a forklift.
February 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I just put beans in a blender. I am so, so sorry; the world of cuisine may rightly judge me

(Wasn't bad tbh)
January 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but zercher squats are good, actually
January 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The best way to be happy is to eat soup. Soup is life. Soup is love. Soup is....enlightenment.
December 22, 2024 at 3:53 AM
HOW DOES THIS WORK
December 22, 2024 at 2:45 AM