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I always parse this like "reader, I married him"
Brother iPrint&Scan (printer software)
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I haven’t run this by legal yet but i’m pretty sure it’s rock solid
Sign in ny store window that says “Federal agents must have a signed judicial warrant to enter
thx ❤️” in comic sans
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[uspol, ice in chicago, terrifying video]

One Battle After Another type shit going down in my city
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[uspol, ice in chicago]

The surprising thing to me here is that any of these guys are even wearing bodycams, but I guess they need that footage to make those snazzy brownshirt sizzle reels
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[uspol, ice in chicago]

You’ll be shocked to learn that the bodycam footage of the event i previously posted about is slightly different
Body-camera video of a Border Patrol agent involved in the shooting of a woman who was allegedly chasing agents in Brighton Park over the weekend shows an officer saying, “Do something, b----,” before pulling over and shooting the woman five times, the woman’s attorney said in federal court Monday.

The video appears to contradict the government’s allegation that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire on her late Saturday morning on Kedzie Avenue
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People would still get chatbot induced psychosis but they would all be walking around in bicorn hats telling people they’re napoleon
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There’s a beautiful world where tech companies all meticulously restricted their training corpus to the public domain and LLM-powered Ask Jeeves actually talks like Jeeves because he is powered entirely by pre-1930 texts
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I wasn’t even going to post it anywhere. It was for me. and my loved ones
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What’s the point of letting openai steal all content ever made if their app refuses to generate a battlefield earth poster except john travolta looks like garfield and it says battlefield garf
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Big prehensile feathers that work like fingers. Boost if you agree
The knitted wing of my duck with three big feather-fingers
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@carrideen these aren't on project gutenberg yet, which sounds like something I need to rectify
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Love when a book starts out like, let me tell you about this one bitch
It was admitted by all her friends, and also by her enemies — who were in truth the more numerous and active body of the two — that Lizzie Greystock had done very well with herself.
We will tell the story of Lizzie Greystock from the beginning, but we will not dwell over it at great length, as we might do if we loved her. She was the only child of old Admiral Greystock, who in the latter years of his life was much perplexed by the possession of a daughter. The Admiral was a man who liked whist, wine — and wickedness in general we may perhaps say, and whose ambition it was to live every day of his life up to the end of it. People say that he succeeded, and that the whist, wine, and wickedness were there, at the side even of his dying bed.
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Not many people can say they’re the fifth fastest crossword puzzle solver in the midwest
I came in fifth place at the Midwest crossword puzzle tournament today
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[uspol, ice in chicago]

Unlike the nazis, who reproduced via spores
"Comparing ICE day-in and day-out to the Nazi Gestapo, the Secret Police, and slave patrols has consequences. The men and women of ICE and CBP are fathers and mothers, sons and daughters.
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[uspol, ice in chicago]

How brain melted by fox news do you have to be for this to seem even remotely like a thing that happened
Statement from Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin:
"While conducting routine patrolling in the greater Broadview area, near the same area of Chicago that law enforcement was assaulted yesterday, our brave law enforcement officers were rammed by vehicles and boxed in by 10 cars this morning. Agents were unable to move their vehicle and exited the car. One of the drivers who rammed the law enforcement vehicle was armed with a semi-automatic weapon. Law
enforcement was forced to deploy their weapons and fired defensive shots at an armed US citizen who drove herself to the hospital to get care for wounds.
"The armed woman was named in a CBP intelligence bulletin last week for doxing agents online.
"Thankfully, no law enforcement officers were seriously injured in this attack.
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Getting people to read The Figure in the Carpet by Henry James by telling them it's a late-victorian cognitohazard SCP file
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Here’s a three month old screenshot of a tweet that tickled me
Quote tweet of someone posting “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave >>>>>>” with a picture that has jabba the hutt saying it
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Coping with the world falling apart around me by knitting a little duck
A tiny knit duck head with embroidered smile