“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.

“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.

And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern

I don't think I'd be that difficult to babysit. I finish my snacks, I'm potty trained (mostly), and I never put up a fight at naptime! 😁

Osteospermum
April 22nd 2024

Merry Christmas Scum.