When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.

this one is called goose horse

To be crystal clear, I am a taxpayer and would NOT like my tax dollars to be used to “acquire” Greenland, through purchase or military force.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER‼️

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

That wolf on my arm isn’t just a tat, it’s a warning label. Every line, every color, every curve of that sleeve makes me look like trouble you’d happily walk into. I’m bold, I’m beautiful, and I wear my art like a dare.

PLEASE read this one. Kinda required reading. If you agree, which I hope you do, print in color and magnetically attach to your refrigerator. It is marvelous and very clear to all who visit: this is what we stand for. PERIOD.

A single‑serve mayo packet being sipped like it’s a gourmet beverage

“Morning kids, Daddy’s made sourdough pancakes for breakfast!”

2 year old “No thanks.” Casually strolls to the cupboard, selects a tin of liver pate and a spoon. “Yay!”

Honestly, if I didn’t carry them I’d question if they were mine 🤷‍♀️

#food #foodsky #parenting #kids #pancakes

Oh no🙀 Hoomom is dancing to get our day started. You should try it...
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