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Pray. for. Mojo.
It would be the funniest thing on this planet if the gerrymandering ends up costing the GoP seats in districts they thought they had locked up 😂😂😂😂😂.
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
And the people who work at cafes, cinemas and driving taxis are suggested to just kill the selves now and save the economy minister the embarrassment of having to explain why this plan is so stupid.
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Wtf….miners?? Can anyone name a more depraved and fragile nation than modern day Russia? Their inferiority complex is so intense they need to murder a bus full of honest miners to feel big and powerful.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Btw…you do know all the ICE shit in Minneapolis is just a distraction from Epstein right? If a masked Gestapo murdering and kidnapping random people is the distraction play, think how bad the other thing must be.
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
13?? Megyn Kelley told us that 15 year olds are adults, but fuck, 13 is gona be a hard sell even for the cockroaches.
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I don’t know what this is but I like it 😄.
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Ok.
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‘Latinas for Trump’ is the pinnacle, the Everest of stupid. There is no 2nd place. The podium only needs one.
January 28, 2026 at 6:05 PM
😢
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
That’s phenomenal! 🙀
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
That’s actually a very inept take from Greenland. The good people in any place are always your top priority. Telling the good people to fuck off is one of the dumbest things you can do. It’s like telling the life preserver it’s an ass hole because of its association with the boat that sank.
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Don’t worry. Trump is flailing and people are gradually abandoning ship. His reign of petulance is soon to run its course. From that point forward the US will be desperate, DESPERATE, to repair broken relations. Use the leverage. The best revenge is success.
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Absolutely.
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
🙏🙏 I was saying this 10 months ago knowing what was to come.
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Don’t forget out Latin America. They’d be delighted to find some reliable friends.
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Obviously this was happening. We got fucking full on Nazi SS patrolling our streets and a the White House controlled by a guy who was made by the Kremlin. What’d anyone expect?
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Does it surprise you that a man with no friends struggles so much to comprehend the concept of allies? He says ‘Denmark’ as if it’s not ‘all of Europe’ and beyond. It kills me he tries to mansplain geopolitical theater to us as if he understands it on even a 12 year old’s level.
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Bueno.
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
lol. If my 3 year old said that to me I’d shave his head.
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Obviously. The ‘military threat’ is the dumbest excuse. But the guy making them is the dumbest excuse for a president so there you go.
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
12,000 unarmed people murdered in the streets this week = ‘bombings are effective’?

You told me earlier Ukraine’s revolution was different because they’re white. And then cited Haiti as the example of why you can’t support this thing because it’ll be war lords and chaos…..dude.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Iran is a very advanced and ancient society with what should be a strong economy. They are sophisticated. They had a fairly liberal society in the 70’s before the revolution. You’re comparing them to…Haiti?
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
All I’ll say is, you’re reinforcing my complaint about the United States and it’s narrow minded foreign policy. Dropping bombs from a distance is the lazy unimaginative copout play we always run to. But yourself. You see cup half empty I see the perfect opportunity that can’t be squandered.
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM