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Hans Durchholz
@hansdurchholz.com
170 followers 700 following 120 posts
27, progressive, software dev, gamer (derogatory), improv enjoyer.
https://hansdurchholz.com
✨Fuck genAI✨
You might know me as B_Hands, grunchy_hands, grunch. Gunch.

Current Projects: Pixel Art & Godot

Looking for Work | DM's Open
He/Him | St. Louis, MO
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OATCHI NO
Pikmin 4 screenshot: Oatchi holding a donut decor Pikmin in his mouth
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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I'm so in love with this game and its community
Mario Kart World screenshot of 6 Stingbys hopping around Bee Wario on a lily pad near Acorn Heights 16 Stingbys on the Bumble V, posing for a picture at the starting line of Faraway Oasis
August 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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No cheating, last photo of your pet
August 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Shoutouts to openrct2, a C++ rewrite of Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 with online multiplayer.

I'm not mentioning this with the intention of "erm actually C++ is better🤓☝️," but rather another point to ASM

openrct2.io
Screenshot of OpenRCT2's github page's "Languages" section. C++ has 98.2% usage, visualized by a color-coded graph in which C++ dominates the other languages.
August 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Rest in Piss
Hulk hogan Twitter exchange circa 2016: "Poop in my gym brother HH" "I really hope you mean pop. Sorry to correct you, brother" "poop brother HH"
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Me when I see art
June 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Mario Kart World version 1.1.2 removes the popular workaround to avoid intermission courses by selecting "random" in the Online Race mode.

I like to call this game the most Mario Kart Mario Kart to ever Mario Kart, fitting that Nintendo pulls the biggest Nintendo move imaginable here
Mario Kart World update 1.1.2: "Adjusted courses selected in "Random" when selecting next course in a wireless "VS Race."
June 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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This movie cured my nihilism
June 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Ridiculously cool! The painter (self-insert?) is oddly adorable and I love that
May 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Just a couple gremlins
Hans & his dog Heidi cuddling. Heidi is looking at me with glee and love in her eyes
May 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
May 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Hi hello I'm good with computers and I want to make your life easier

I'm looking for #volunteer or #freelance work to help with your websites, database operations, and any general IT issues.

I can work remotely or on-site near St. Louis, MO.

My DM's are open!
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Hell YES I'm getting this #SEO thing figured out #webdev #reactjs

I should probably update this ~7 year old photo huh
Screenshot of Google Image Search - my site & Frog.gif are the second result, behind my LinkedIn page
April 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Happy #mother3 and funny drug day to all who celebrate

I have a head start on both accounts, pic related
Mother 3 Screenshot - "Inside the mailbox was the sound of yourself crying."
April 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Friend
Blue Heron taking flight across a lake
April 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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My dumb ass really thought I could wait until I find stable employment to get a Switch 2. Nintendo's making it really hard when they show me something like this
April 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I'm loving every second of Ena: Dream BBQ so far. Blown away by the love put into this (free!) game. #ENA #DreamBBQ

store.steampowered.com/app/2134320/...
March 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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In This Moment, I am Carl Wheezer
March 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I've been trying to figure out animation, check out this neat frog I made :)
#pixelart #aseprite #animation
March 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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I've been playing around with #pixelart after 27 years of diligently snuffing out any artistic desires. @aseprite.org is really fun!

Please enjoy my Worm. He's not perfect but he's mine.
32-bit pixel art of Worm on a String, purple variant
March 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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For no reason in particular (director's commentary: there is a plethora of reasons), I'm thinking about @kalebhorton.bsky.social's "The D*lbert Project"
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...

Check it out! I love it so much! Insane works like this are ironically keeping me sane
A strip of 3 panels from Kaleb Horton's "The D*lbert Project." These panels are formatted identically to Scott Adams' work, watermarks and all, alongside repurposed assets from the comic strip. Panel 1: Dilbert, donning his classic fuckass silly tie, is typing away at his computer while stating, "I must set the fire. I must set the fire for the rebels. The panel's background is a green-white gradient and is covered top to bottom with Dilbert's writings, detailing the cold mechanical dying world and his plans to cleanse the world of its suffering. The panel has a vignette effect, aligned to the right. Panel 2: Pointy-haired boss is standing outside of The Compound, a repurposed asset of Path-E-Tech Management from the original comic strip. He is holding his typical coffee mug with his other arm extended and he is yelling the following phrase 6 times: "Time to rise!" The vignette effect has vanished for this panel. Panel 3: We return to Dilbert, who is now leaning back in his chair while the panel has become monochrome with a simple solid background. The vignette effect is back, this time aligned to the left. The narration reads, "But he is too afraid. And so he waits." Dilbert states, "The liars are coming."
March 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM