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Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️
@hansf.bsky.social
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30-something book nerd who spends too much time with her dog. Trying to figure out this whole “mom” thing. She/her. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1E17C28JWSG7T?ref_=wl_share
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Four colorful vibes saying positive things
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Getting ready to plow through all the presents! I hope I have enough wrapping paper and bags 😬
Half a kitchen table covered in various boxes and bags of soon-to-be-wrapped Christmas presents.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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The IT Director at my new job got me a welcome present. Pretty sure it was meant as derogatory, but for me it’s a happy thought ☺️ I love spreadsheets!
Picture of a black notebook that says “A day without spreadsheets is like just kidding I have no idea” written on the front.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Your my biggest face too!
Most interacted with profiles from 2025 graphic with Shinery right in the middle with the biggest picture.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I feel so official now! Like they aren’t going to kick me out after a week and say never mind 🙃
Picture of my badge from work. It has my last name and place of employment blacked out.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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TIJUBAS!
Questionable Content comic strip from 2021. Pintsize in a humanoid body (light blue body with visible joints, green hair, and wearing nothing but pink shorts) says to Willow (a brown haired woman with large breasts) “And it was nice meeting your ti-“ “Your ju-“ “Your baz-“ “I-I can’t bring myself to say it! Curse this new body and the no-doubt fascinating psychological implications of it changing my sense of propriety!” Willow replies: “from now on I am referring to breasts as Tijubas! Tijubas tijubas tijubas.” Iris (a darker blue robot with dark blue hair) makes an unintelligible sound of annoyance.
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Suzy Q 💙
Small white dog with a brown patch over her right eye and ear. She is standing on the passenger seat of my car and her tongue is stuck out. She is mid pant, but it looks like she is being cheeky.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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A hairline crack in a bathroom window. It could happen.
My finger pointing to a hairline crack in the bathroom window of my old bathroom. The top of the toilet seat and the toilet paper roll is visible in the reflection of the window.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I’m tempted to play connect the dots with my bruises to see if it’s a message from the beyond.
My pasty white and hairy legs from mid-thigh down with a LOT of bruises in varying sizes and colors from moving.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Mmmmm…tastes like nostalgia!
Two bottles of Clearly Canadian. One flavored country raspberry and one flavored mountain blackberry
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.

#SpreadLove
Bad photo where my face is only visible from the tip of my nose down. I’m in a hospital bed with my newborn son laying on my chest. He is only a few hours old. I’m smiling. He is sleeping and he has his pinky and ring finger pointed up and the rest of his little fingers are curled into my chest. You can see most of his ear peaking out of the little cap he had on his head.
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I was clearing out an old notebook and found this. It kind of breaks my heart that my niece thought this and I never realized. What kind of world do we live in that a second grader thought of this?
Handwritten list on notebook paper: (Copied as spelled by a 2nd grader) HOW TO HE COOL IN THE 3rd GRADE Step 1. whar makeup Step 2. don’t ask to go to the bathroom so much Step 3. dress cute okok Step 4. be irresistble Step 5. don’t be yourself Step 6. be the mast famis kid in school Step 7. be smarter (heart) (smiling face)
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Less cute now 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Chunk insisted on taking Polly to bed with him 😍
Black and white night vision pic of Chunk lying in his crib with his rubber inflatable pig Polly half on top of him. Polly is nearly as big as he is.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Moon: a black pitbull mix sitting on sand with a blue leash
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Chunk was hiding from me earlier…
2 yr old boy lying in a ball pit about as long as he his, partially covered by the balls.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I’m stuck in town waiting for the mechanics to finish with my car (why is there no hatch on Ford suvs???) so I’m trying a place I’ve only been to a couple of times and treating myself to a cider with lunch. 🤤🤤🤤
Open can of 2 Towns Cosmic Explorer hard raspberry cider sitting on a wooden bar top. A full glass of the beverage is to the right. It is a dark red color.
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Caught him mid-moo
Chunk dressed as a cow for Halloween. He is black and white with a big pink nose and small yellow horns. He is carrying a black plastic bucket with goodies inside.
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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My toddler is trying to ride his new tractor on his slide. (The slide is lying flat on the ground) The tractor wheels in the front are narrow enough to fit the slide, but the back wheels are too wide. He has been attempting to do this for 10+ minutes.its not working and he is getting mad about it.
Photo of the tractor toy partially on the slide.
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Book packing has commenced!

(I hate moving! I hate moving! I hate moving!)
Line of six “small” boxes lined against the wall. They are full of books. Four empty bookshelves with six “small” boxes packed full of books and a blue chest that is also full of books. Two tall bookshelves with the bottom two shelves emptied and the top three shelves still full of books. Two “small” boxes packed with books are sitting on the bottom two shelves.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Today is my baby’s birthday! He is growing like a weed and looks closer to 3 than 2. He loves water, rocks, Bluey, & me. Possibly in that order 😂 He is hella smart but doesn’t speak well yet, which can lead to frustration for both of us. It hasn’t been easy doing it alone, but I wouldn’t change it 💙
Newborn Chunk wrapped in the hospital blanket wearing an off white cap. He is sleeping and only his face is visible. 10 month old Chunk. He is standing between my legs reaching up towards the camera. He is in blue striped pajamas and is smiling very big. His bottom two teeth are visible. One year old Chunk taken at his at his birthday party. He is sitting in his high chair, eating his cake. The cake is chocolate frosting with green writing and a large “1” written in blue. He has demolished the back portion of the cake and has just stuffed a handful of cake into his mouth. Chunk from last weekend (one week from being 2). He is poking his head through a small window cut out of an old wooden toy house. He has a big smile and looks like he is mid-laugh. He is wearing a black hoodie with a skeleton chest on it.
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MURDER!!!
View of empty pre-show stage for Small Town Murder Live show in Portland. Sitting just to stage right and four rows back.
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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He has switched from the snack container to an empty diaper box
Chunk, sitting with a pampers box on his lap so he is completely obscured except his forehead and hair. The floor around him is covered in brightly colored plastic balls. He has a purple one in his hand just about to be dropped into the box. The entire view is from behind the “wrought iron” looking baby fence that separates my office from the living room.
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I have no idea how it would ever happen, but Púca and Suzy need to get together and be friends 💙
Suzy, a small white dog with a brown patch on her right eye and ear, sitting proudly on a table after ah ing been groomed.
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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*Buffalo Bill voice*

Would you hire me? I’d hire me.
Selfie of me in my car. I’m wearing a dark green dress and have my brown hair down. I have on thick rim black glasses. Hopefully my blue eyes look awake and not tired.
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM