The pursuit of “efficiency” in a capitalist system is an oxymoron. There is no way to achieve efficiency in a system built around waste and excess.

Did Trump really just say he’s going to cut the military budget in half or did I dream that?

With all the vehicles falling from the sky these days, I feel like it’s a good time to remind Texans that we have a law on the books banning us from suing SpaceX for crashes that damage our property.

Contrary to what people seem to believe, “he campaigned on it” is not a legal defense for violating the Constitution.

"I wanted to see what would happen if I took the natural skin colour from around his eyes and applied it to the rest of his face and took away the comb over hair. So I guess this is what donald would look like if he was human lol

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I am calling it now. Trump will declare war on Canada before the end of his first two years. He’ll keep pushing the idea of annexing Canada until his supporters are on board with it (as inevitably happens with all of his ridiculous ideas), then he’ll pull the trigger.

MANY SUCH CASES!

Trump says it’s unfair that Americans pay more for the same drugs than people in other countries do. His solution? Tariffs on pharmaceuticals. Because that’ll help. We’re so cooked. #healthcare #tariffs

Kendrick Lamar: *performs a diss track about a p*dophile*
The American Right: “HE’S TALKING ABOUT US, ISN’T HE?!”

He thinks the Department of Education invented the spork.

“If He’S a FaScIsT, wHy iS He ShRiNkInG tHe GoVeRnMeNt?”