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hanslopez.bsky.social
@hanslopez.bsky.social
I'm not booked, for one thing.
Occasionally publishing stuff for Ghost Cult Magazine

http://ghostcultmag.com
Dude's forehead has its own area code.
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
A sleepy Loki.
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I take a Behind the Bastards episode is on its way.
January 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Loki sends his regards.
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Fucking clown shoes, dude.
December 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Long story short, Olivia Reingold fucking sucks. Like The Spin Doctors opening for Yakov Smirnoff at the state fair fucking sucks.
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I feel bad for that kid. That's how you end up raising a future Elon Musk.
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM