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hantastic.bsky.social
Han💖
@hantastic.bsky.social
Best kept secret of the Midwest. She/her. 31
Me: Hey we are down two people on our team this week so along with my leadership duties I’m trying to also work email requests and the queues for these specific employees.
Coworker: Idgaf why is no one working this ticket specifically assigned to a different agent
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is going to be very eye roll inducing, but nobody talks about the new body dysmorphia you get when you drop a significant amount of weight.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oh my god I haven’t updated much I don’t even like this guy like that anymore lmfao.
Logging onto Facebook every day to flirt with my 35 year old bumble match
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Finally deactivated my twitter
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Help I fear I want to take this man on a date
July 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Obligatory “I forgot about Bluesky again” post.
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Logging onto Facebook every day to flirt with my 35 year old bumble match
June 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m actually so tired of noticing when people look at me too long because I feel like they’re staring at my skin.
June 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m now stuck with a case of regular Pepsi and Starry. I only drink diet soda. Does anyone else see my plight.
June 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I can’t swim so if you throw me in a pool, you’re catching a charge when I don’t come back up 🫶🏻
June 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Literally scheduling when to ask a guy on a date because I’m too busy to commit right now.
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Down another five pounds, I’m so glad I took up a hobby that just has me sprinting back and forth for an hour.
June 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I truly am scared of the hoes. I literally matched with this guy on my Facebook friends list on bumble and STILL have not messaged him….
May 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I wouldn’t say I’m a runner but I do be sprinting on the tennis court like a pro
May 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Making a wish list for my house I’m moving in to, and the first thing I added was one of those four person water loungers for tanning in.
May 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Are we fucking with the outfit
May 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I feel like my outfit today is trash, but it’s too late. I committed to this.
May 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
People are so lucky I value being employed over being evil
May 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mentally preparing to be the only manager for the day
May 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’m going to be so fucking busy this summer.

Taking up hobbies, getting rid of clutter in my current apartment to prepare for my house, being outside, going to a concert. Working.
May 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Post pickleball glow (what a fucking workout)
May 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Up bright and early to go play some pickle ball
May 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Why is everyone busy? I’m bored
May 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I fucking love bananas
May 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Pizza hits weird after not eating it for a long time
May 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM