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it’s impossible to buy helium balloons online

cunningham’s law go
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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A recent episode of @getplayedpod.bsky.social brought up an ancient, defunct Sim City-themed CCG from the 90s. I was fascinated by the fact that it had "tall cards" so I picked some up (for cheap) on eBay.

I thought I'd share some of the more bizarre/hilarious cards I got...
August 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
> “Janet Planet,” the playwright Annie Baker’s affecting directorial début about a single mother and her daughter, was a critical darling that grossed only $800K --Barasch, New Yorker

wow this is criminal, this movie was so good i rewatched it as soon as it came out online
August 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This is the entirety of a section on the Wikipedia entry for John Ford's The Searchers (1959)
July 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ach. the ending to call me by your name. every now and then i’ll be reminded of it. so lovely
July 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
would it really be that hard to add emoji reactions to emails? emoji reactions are a straightforwardly good invention (except for the fucking party parrot)
June 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Amazon's motto should be "For sale baby shoes never worn," because that's exactly what I need right now and that's the exact website I went to in order to buy them
June 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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A new Signals and Threads just dropped, with @ianthehenry.bsky.social! This one is about building tools for traders, but it also has some fun dives into Ian's personal projects, including bauble.studio and janet.guide.

Anyway, more here:

signalsandthreads.com/building-too...
Bauble
bauble.studio
May 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
white people always get chip crumbs on the couch
May 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the economist is a such a shit newspaper
May 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
May 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
if altman's t-shirt collar pokes out from underneath his banana republic sweater, you KNOW the information session is going to be POPPING
May 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
maybe ive can make a new altman smartphone before i'm forced to upgrade my 12 mini into a chunky 16e just for better battery life
May 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One day, I hope to come up with a sentence half as well-written as the lyrics to a Superorganism song
April 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
white people love taking screenshots of a photo instead of just saving the photo
April 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Why is there no way to turn off notifications if you text yourself? I text myself, my wife text herself, and my wife says what if Apple employees need to text themselves pictures of apples because they have to remind themselves of what an apple looks like (then she did a dab in the air)
March 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"you never tweet about me any more on bluesky" —my wife
February 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
this movie definitively captures the high-school experience of the late 2000s (four hours of homework a night, three to five AP classes a semester, going to sleep at 5 AM and waking up at 5:05 AM)
February 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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New mosaic at the 14th St & 6th Av subway station.
January 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
lesser-known small towns:

limbaso
limbasso
cluckville
January 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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this is a "3D printed" logo for bauble.studio

i thought i could get a striped/contrast effect with alternating layers of brass and bronze. turns out brass and bronze look almost identical. still pretty neat though

(made from lost wax casting a 3D printed mold)
Bauble
bauble.studio
January 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this year we have decided to cancel the intellectually bankrupt idea of “annual movie awards”

in lieu, we will be releasing an hour-long version of emma stone’s dancing scene from kinds of kindness
December 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
wife reading my bsky account:
oh, i guess there's nothing about your wife, i guess she hasn't said anything quotable lately, oh yeah, ooooohhhhhh yeaaaaaaaahhhh
November 28, 2024 at 3:20 AM
jim loves pam but he doesn’t know how to show it. all his life he’s taught to apotheosize individualism, that load-bearing pillar of western thought. should he get flowers, or should he seize pam in the dark and take her lips into his? jim loves good news and jim loves quiet places and jim loves pam
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 AM
me:
hey beverly

beverly:
yeah what’s up

me:
anybody ever call you beaverly
November 25, 2024 at 6:55 PM