HappyAllie
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People are posting photos of their Christmas tree online.
Here is mine…. as it’s still November.
Here is mine…. as it’s still November.
November 26, 2024 at 1:47 PM
People are posting photos of their Christmas tree online.
Here is mine…. as it’s still November.
Here is mine…. as it’s still November.
A mate got a can of Newcastle Brown Ale stuck in his foot.
He’s got an ingrowing toon ale.
He’s got an ingrowing toon ale.
November 23, 2024 at 11:44 AM
A mate got a can of Newcastle Brown Ale stuck in his foot.
He’s got an ingrowing toon ale.
He’s got an ingrowing toon ale.
My hubby just had a wee word with me regarding my washing up.
I keep putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order.
I can’t help that I’m dishlexic.
I keep putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order.
I can’t help that I’m dishlexic.
November 23, 2024 at 11:41 AM
My hubby just had a wee word with me regarding my washing up.
I keep putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order.
I can’t help that I’m dishlexic.
I keep putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order.
I can’t help that I’m dishlexic.
How is bread like the sun?
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 AM
How is bread like the sun?
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
They say, when you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you are awake in someone else’s dream.
Sooooo, to that person, could you please stop tonight ……I need to get some shut eye 😂😂😂
Sooooo, to that person, could you please stop tonight ……I need to get some shut eye 😂😂😂
November 19, 2024 at 4:54 AM
They say, when you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you are awake in someone else’s dream.
Sooooo, to that person, could you please stop tonight ……I need to get some shut eye 😂😂😂
Sooooo, to that person, could you please stop tonight ……I need to get some shut eye 😂😂😂
I just had a game of darts with a zombie and an alien. One undead and E.T!!!
November 19, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I just had a game of darts with a zombie and an alien. One undead and E.T!!!
I thought I’d tell you a good time-travel joke – but you didn't like it!
November 19, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I thought I’d tell you a good time-travel joke – but you didn't like it!
Some days, I just love to Snoopy 🫶🏼
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Some days, I just love to Snoopy 🫶🏼
Today was the first time I’ve tried to pot some balls in the dark 🫣
November 18, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Today was the first time I’ve tried to pot some balls in the dark 🫣
I used to date this guy who said my face looked like the back end of a boat.
I didn’t say anything but I did give him a stern look!
I didn’t say anything but I did give him a stern look!
November 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I used to date this guy who said my face looked like the back end of a boat.
I didn’t say anything but I did give him a stern look!
I didn’t say anything but I did give him a stern look!
My cellphone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday.
It was some pretty good footage.
It was some pretty good footage.
November 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
My cellphone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday.
It was some pretty good footage.
It was some pretty good footage.
Breaking News - The owners of Ty-Phoo Tea go into administration. Admittedly, these rumours had been brewing for a while.
😜😛😝
😜😛😝
November 17, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Breaking News - The owners of Ty-Phoo Tea go into administration. Admittedly, these rumours had been brewing for a while.
😜😛😝
😜😛😝
I just tried to take a picture of a wheat field
But it turned out grainy.
But it turned out grainy.
November 17, 2024 at 9:29 AM
I just tried to take a picture of a wheat field
But it turned out grainy.
But it turned out grainy.
I put a pair of glasses on and suddenly saw a guy in a suit of armor.
They were knight vision goggles.
They were knight vision goggles.
November 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I put a pair of glasses on and suddenly saw a guy in a suit of armor.
They were knight vision goggles.
They were knight vision goggles.
How much does a pirate charge for an ear piercing?
A buccaneer.
A buccaneer.
November 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM
How much does a pirate charge for an ear piercing?
A buccaneer.
A buccaneer.
Saw my ex standing at the opposite end of the museum from me
I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us.
I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us.
November 17, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Saw my ex standing at the opposite end of the museum from me
I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us.
I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us.
Cowboys used to hang lanterns from their stirrups to see the trail more easily.
This is considered to be the earliest form of saddle light navigation.
This is considered to be the earliest form of saddle light navigation.
November 16, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Cowboys used to hang lanterns from their stirrups to see the trail more easily.
This is considered to be the earliest form of saddle light navigation.
This is considered to be the earliest form of saddle light navigation.
I tried to walk like an Egyptian…
Now I need to see a Cairo practor.
Now I need to see a Cairo practor.
November 16, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I tried to walk like an Egyptian…
Now I need to see a Cairo practor.
Now I need to see a Cairo practor.
My horse will only come out of her stable after dark.
She's becoming a night mare.
She's becoming a night mare.
November 16, 2024 at 4:51 AM
My horse will only come out of her stable after dark.
She's becoming a night mare.
She's becoming a night mare.
I bought a lamp made from citrus fruit, but refuse to use it.
I’m trying to avoid the limelight.
I’m trying to avoid the limelight.
November 16, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I bought a lamp made from citrus fruit, but refuse to use it.
I’m trying to avoid the limelight.
I’m trying to avoid the limelight.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
You use Spring Water.
You use Spring Water.
November 16, 2024 at 4:49 AM
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
You use Spring Water.
You use Spring Water.