Christopher Hobbit
@happyhobbit.bsky.social
Short, stout, Happily Married Canadian living in Cornwall UK. While my opinions are my own, I will do my best to make you smile. A politics-Free zone, I post silly and amusing stuff. Need a reason to smile? Follow me.
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What did one saggy boob, say to the other?
If we don't get support soon, people will think we're nuts!
🤣
If we don't get support soon, people will think we're nuts!
🤣
Oooooh, I am just brimming with holiday spirit!
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Oooooh, I am just brimming with holiday spirit!
The beacons have been lit!
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The beacons have been lit!
What's Blue and not very heavy?
Light Blue.
You know you like it! 🤣
Light Blue.
You know you like it! 🤣
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
What's Blue and not very heavy?
Light Blue.
You know you like it! 🤣
Light Blue.
You know you like it! 🤣
Typical Wednesday night meal in the UK:
Sausagehenge!
It's what's for dinner
Sausagehenge!
It's what's for dinner
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Typical Wednesday night meal in the UK:
Sausagehenge!
It's what's for dinner
Sausagehenge!
It's what's for dinner
Oh, behave yourself!
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Oh, behave yourself!
90% of grocery shopping is waiting for someone to get out of your way.
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
90% of grocery shopping is waiting for someone to get out of your way.
Police in Paris today released a photo of the suspect they are searching for in connection with the recent jewellery theft at the Louvre.
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Police in Paris today released a photo of the suspect they are searching for in connection with the recent jewellery theft at the Louvre.
I was watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back with the neighbour's kid.
He asked why Luke was going inside the Tauntaun.
I said, To keep warm.
He asked, How warm was it inside?
I replied: Luke warm.
He asked why Luke was going inside the Tauntaun.
I said, To keep warm.
He asked, How warm was it inside?
I replied: Luke warm.
October 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I was watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back with the neighbour's kid.
He asked why Luke was going inside the Tauntaun.
I said, To keep warm.
He asked, How warm was it inside?
I replied: Luke warm.
He asked why Luke was going inside the Tauntaun.
I said, To keep warm.
He asked, How warm was it inside?
I replied: Luke warm.
Okay, so let's have some fun here! Please read the instructions carefully and report your scores below.
September 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Okay, so let's have some fun here! Please read the instructions carefully and report your scores below.
I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.
August 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.
When the meeting with your editor doesn't go as planned.
August 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
When the meeting with your editor doesn't go as planned.
OMG.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
August 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
OMG.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
This is why education is important.
July 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is why education is important.
'wistful' sigh...
July 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
'wistful' sigh...
Remember kids, communication is important.
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Remember kids, communication is important.
Starting at 8pm BST, the 69th ESC gets underway.
You're watching, aren't you? Get your scorecards ready!
You're watching, aren't you? Get your scorecards ready!
This is your Grand Final Running Order for #Eurovision2025 ✅
Watch the Grand Final of the 69th Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday 17 May at 21:00 CEST 📆
See you there 🥳 #Eurovision
Watch the Grand Final of the 69th Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday 17 May at 21:00 CEST 📆
See you there 🥳 #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Starting at 8pm BST, the 69th ESC gets underway.
You're watching, aren't you? Get your scorecards ready!
You're watching, aren't you? Get your scorecards ready!
Always read the instructions before you start.
May 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Always read the instructions before you start.
An important message from the London Underground:
May 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
An important message from the London Underground:
How very disappointing.
April 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
How very disappointing.
