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HappyMouffetard
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Chester, UK. Gardening, cats
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Purple potatoes
Purple potatoes, like shiny purple turds Mashed purple potato, carrots, courgettes and pork casserole.
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Various birthday cakes for child
Alexander the jar from Elden Ring Cute shiba inu dog cake with candles Elden Ring cake with candles Minecraft cake with creeper face on top and TNT on the sides.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Kitsch kitten calendar day 6.

An improbably tiny kitten or a surprisingly large bauble.
A very small tabby kitten wearing a Santa hat climbs on a red,shiny bauble. It's possible that the kitten is standard kitten size and the bauble is very large. This is taking place in the snow. In the background is a cottage with steep fables, its roof covered in snow. The sky is a deep, dark blue.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Saw my favourite Turner watercolour at Tate Britain yesterday, 'The Blue Rigi'. I don't know why I like it so much but I do.
A watercolour painting in an ornate golden frame. The painting is of a mountain, with a placid lake in front of it. The mountain is shrouded in mist, and has a soft blue colouring. The sun is just rising behind it, warming the lower part of the sky. Further up the sky is blue, with a star shining near the top. There are a few reeds in the foreground of the lake.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Kitsch kitten calendar day 5. Bells.
A tabby kitten looks in a concerned way at five golden bells suspended in a line above it. The kitten is in snow,with a fingernail of moon in the dark, starry sky.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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We have been in London. Child had a school meet-up. I went to Tate Britain. Only about 2.5 hours till we get home.
St Mary's le Strand Church, London, lit up at night.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Day 4 of kitsch kitten calendar.

Careful with that candle, kitten!
A tabby cat with a big red bow holds a candle sniffer and stares at the bright yellow flame of a white candle. Above it (part of the main calendar picture, not today's door) are a pair of tabby cats walking arm in arm in the snow.
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Today's kitsch kittens advent calendar. Chaos in the decorations box
Three tabby kittens play with a chain of golden decorative beads. A red box of decorations are in the background
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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My phone has just reminded me that this time last year I made the cheese and pineapple crocodile.
A crocodile made out of a cucumber. It has cocktail sticks for teeth, half tomatoes for eyes, and has cheese and pineapple and cherry tomatoes on sticks on its back.
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Day 2 of kitsch kitty calendar
A tabby cat, with a red bow round its neck, stands on its hind legs. It, rather improbably, holds a bowl in its front paws. The bowl contains a Christmas pudding complete with sprig of Holly on top. A small black (with white muzzle and belly- maybe a tuxedo cat) cat chases, clearly wanting to relieve the tabby cat of its fruit-based festive pudding. It's snowy.
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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I've gone maximum kitsch for this year's advent calendar. Kittens!
A cardboard advent calendar featuring glittery kittens. Day 1's window - a grumpy kitten with a sledge tied to it. The sledge contains presents.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Go early, go extreme tinsel. The Christmas tree is up, decorated by child. The Christmas tardigrade and disco sheep bring good cheer.
A Christmas tree with lights and tinsel flung on . A mirror ball sheep bauble. A green sparkly tardigrade bauble. A pink balloon dog bauble.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Frosty corvid peanut party
2 magpies and 2 crows on a frosty lawn.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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I got lucky with that shot. I've been here since 10am and that's the most I've seen. For example:
A cemetery and in the background the Malvern Hills are hidden by cloud.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I have been for a walk in the rain, in Malvern. It appears to be Christmas fair day so I went into the Priory to see the Christmas trees
Malvern Prior Park - big evergreen trees in a park. It's raining and the skybis a uniform grey. Small Christmas trees in pews. There's a stained glass window in the background. A small group of people, umbrellas up and raincoats on, listing to a school choir. A large stained glass window with a small Christmas tree to the left.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Something on the news this morning about the evolution of kissing in animals, so this cartoon is necessary.
Gary Larson cartoon of scientists in white coats kissing various animals. A scientist is writing the results on a blackboard. The scientist who tried to kiss a cow is being slapped by the cow. The text says 'testing whether or not animals kiss'.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Keyboard player #totp
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Photo memory from 8 years ago. Biff and Chip books are full of filth
Page from a children's book, with hens in a farm yard. The text says: she fed the hens and the cock. They began to flap and cluck. 'Look how they peck,' said Jill, 'but i wish the cock wouldn't push so much'.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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We're snail posting, post your snails.
The head of a snail, with its 2 long stalks and 2 short stalks in the centre of frame. To the right, mostly out of frame,his the brown shell. The snail is on a grey stone surface.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Various pumpkins. We grew 4 of them. Child carved most.
Three lit up pumpkins - a vomiting one, one with scrunched up eyes and an open mouth, and one with a dog face. Vomiting pumpkin lit up. Jack Skellington pumpkin lit up. Child's Harry Potter and Voldemort pumpkins.
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Lulworth Cove again this afternoon - Stair Hole
View of a sea arch, against a blue sea and sky.
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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What a fantastic sausage you are! Took this photo for you yesterday when we visited Weymouth.
The top part of a shop front with a sign saying 'the fantastic sausage factory. There is a sausage person between the words fantastic and sausage. There is also a sausagey coat of arms above the sign.
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Weymouth
A red and white boat in a harbour area. In the background are colourful houses. The sky is blue. A beach with placid sea. In the distance are white cliffs. The sky is blue.
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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We are at the place of potential tank-based monkey carnage. Or monkey-based tank carnage.
A road sign. As well as various Dorset place names, there is an image of a tank pointing its gun at a monkey's bottom.
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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We went to the seaside briefly this afternoon.
A headland, with sea in the foreground and a grayish sky.
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM