I would pay every dime I have to have a list of the people in my life who voted for this. I know some, but I certainly don’t know all.

It would be worth it to literally have to start from scratch financially to know who in my life I can never trust again.

How much do we think the $4 milkshake from Pulp Fiction costs today? It’s gotta be a $20 milkshake by this point, right?

It was a joke. Jokes are meant to be silly. It’s practically in the definition. Thanks for your time.

Makes sense. I once put a cast on my arm to prevent a broken bone.

I’m going to need to know what followed the “but…” from the woman on the right immediately after this clip.

There is no real reason for a journalist to allow her to say those words without asking follow-up questions. A congresswoman who doesn’t understand the most basic of amendments should not be given a platform, ever.

This is not a misunderstanding. She’s just fucking stupid.

I saw it but didn’t stick around.

It’s like when Kramer is explaining what a write off is.

[future narrator voice]

Can you please help us get to the bottom of why he started it with “I, then state your name?”

Was he swearing someone in? What the actual fuck was this?!?

I’m coining the term autoincorrect.

The irony in all of this is too thick. To be honest I don’t even have a real opinion about Jimmy Kimmel or what he said. I have no allegiance to any of it. What sucks is that we’re losing at every turn. The fascists are winning daily and the 1st and 2nd amendments are losing. That’s what sucks.

While I have you, it’s on all of us to do something here. Boycott is the only voice we have and it only works if we actually do it.

Do not watch College Gameday on Saturday. Skip MNF. Don’t click their links.

You will be fine not watching. They will only be fine if you DO.