Harambe
@harambeofficial.bsky.social
Everyone knows Winston and I are tight, and that I support Trans Rights
Someone tell my barber I want a low taper fade
I can't do it because he'll keep talking about Ninja the whole time
I can't do it because he'll keep talking about Ninja the whole time
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Someone tell my barber I want a low taper fade
I can't do it because he'll keep talking about Ninja the whole time
I can't do it because he'll keep talking about Ninja the whole time
I'm back, sorry for being gone so long
I was busy restructuring the universe, back to back with god
I was busy restructuring the universe, back to back with god
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm back, sorry for being gone so long
I was busy restructuring the universe, back to back with god
I was busy restructuring the universe, back to back with god
Playing DnD with Ozzy and the pope. No, the hulkster wasn't invited.
August 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Playing DnD with Ozzy and the pope. No, the hulkster wasn't invited.
Comedy comes in threes, and I know the third name
August 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Comedy comes in threes, and I know the third name
To all my gorillas from Ireland
Shout-out, have a W day kings and queens
Shout-out, have a W day kings and queens
March 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
To all my gorillas from Ireland
Shout-out, have a W day kings and queens
Shout-out, have a W day kings and queens
Dr.Pepper is the LeBron of sodas, I will be taking no questions
March 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Dr.Pepper is the LeBron of sodas, I will be taking no questions
Guys I think I need back surgery because I'm carrying the gorilla community
February 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Guys I think I need back surgery because I'm carrying the gorilla community
What's up gamers
Remember this Valentine's Day - don't let anyone tell you who you can love
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🫶
Remember this Valentine's Day - don't let anyone tell you who you can love
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🫶
February 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What's up gamers
Remember this Valentine's Day - don't let anyone tell you who you can love
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🫶
Remember this Valentine's Day - don't let anyone tell you who you can love
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🫶
Finally ERB is dropping again
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Finally ERB is dropping again
Me when King Kong tries to say we're the goats of gorilla kind
February 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me when King Kong tries to say we're the goats of gorilla kind
@bbnomula.bsky.social Should feature me on his next track
Harambe ad libs would go crazy
Harambe ad libs would go crazy
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
@bbnomula.bsky.social Should feature me on his next track
Harambe ad libs would go crazy
Harambe ad libs would go crazy
It's been a week guys
The Chipotle in heaven followed the trend and skimped on my rice, so I called the worker a name and now I'm eating Denny's in hell
The Chipotle in heaven followed the trend and skimped on my rice, so I called the worker a name and now I'm eating Denny's in hell
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It's been a week guys
The Chipotle in heaven followed the trend and skimped on my rice, so I called the worker a name and now I'm eating Denny's in hell
The Chipotle in heaven followed the trend and skimped on my rice, so I called the worker a name and now I'm eating Denny's in hell
I like Catholicism for the lore
January 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I like Catholicism for the lore
Kendrick should feature me on his next track
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Kendrick should feature me on his next track
Trump signed all those executive orders, but where the hell are my $1 gallons of milk?
January 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump signed all those executive orders, but where the hell are my $1 gallons of milk?
Been on that cut lately, can't wait to get back to bulking
January 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Been on that cut lately, can't wait to get back to bulking
"Harambe is one of the goats. He's up there with me, and I don't think anyone can change that." - LeBron James 🏀
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"Harambe is one of the goats. He's up there with me, and I don't think anyone can change that." - LeBron James 🏀
Guys do we think the oligarchy will let me in because of my culture status
January 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Guys do we think the oligarchy will let me in because of my culture status
I have @jeffmccurry.bsky.social to thank for my beautiful profile pictures, it was a pleasure working with you all those years ago
January 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have @jeffmccurry.bsky.social to thank for my beautiful profile pictures, it was a pleasure working with you all those years ago
I figured it was time I made my way over here
January 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I figured it was time I made my way over here