can you imagine!!!!! telling him to sit still so they can take new measurements!!!!!!!! treats for being a good boy!!!!!!!

I HAVE TOO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EXIST WITH ALL OF THEM THEY COULD RUN A POWER GRID FOR A MID SIZE CITY OFF OF ME RN

ITS TOO MUCH he's too big to be their puppy now but if they don't call him that it's gonna make him sad!!!! like a giant newfoundland who thinks they're a lapdog!!!!!!!

IM COLLIDING INTO YOU WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMING AND WEEPING AND FULLY INSANE

namely this part of this picture what the FUCK are they feeding that boy

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PICTURE ATTACHED TO THAT

NAMELY THIS PICTURE

BEEPS YOU WERE MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT "where is beeps WHERE IS BEEPS"

honorary mention goes to that time I saw a picture of jk and thought "I need to rail him til he cries"

apparently these are emotions only beets brings out in me

this fuckin guy

I guess not!! I never thought my first omegaverse would happen this way but when destiny demands it what can you do 😤😤😤 I've got the scraps of a namgikook in a broth bag in the freezer, thinkin of throwing in some alpha-on-human(?????) to spice it up 🫣🫣🫣

you have my full support and honestly I might do it too!!! I've been missing my pathetic purple sect leader something fierce >__>

beeps

beeps knot applicable woke me out of a dead sleep to grip me by the throat and tell me that if I didn't title something with it that the collective years I've spent writing would all be for naught

here it is in action:

*hold ME closer damn aight fingers I see how it is

CONSTANTLY STIFF is it just cold? is he constantly aroused? are they THAT sensitive? what is going on with this man

is this a normal occurrence for them?? do they often video call each other shirtless???? why the sunglasses inside??????