Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

Blue Sky is like a grade school birthday party with your whole class. There's a few kids you don't know well, but we can all eat cake and have fun together. Twitter is like a colosseum where you must battle new foes every day, and sometimes your childhood hero or a politician ends up in the arena.

No profile pic yet because it's been a busy day, but glad to be here in the big leagues of social media.