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if an armoire could harm you
I don't think people understand how important this is youtu.be/K0HSD_i2DvA?...
Daft Punk - Around The World (Official Music Video Remastered)
YouTube video by Daft Punk
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I don't think people understand how important this is youtu.be/K0HSD_i2DvA?...
SAME, The Cow. Can I call you The Cow?
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 AM
SAME, The Cow. Can I call you The Cow?
The Prime Rib Directive
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Where No Flan Has Gone Before"
What are you calling it?
"Where No Flan Has Gone Before"
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
All Good Wings...
What are you calling it?
All Good Wings...
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Prime Rib Directive
and Tiny Tim who did NOT die, went on, shaken, to perform the trick the next night. Again, again, as acclaim spread like wildfire, Paris, Amsterdam; before he'd a grip on it he had done it thirteen times. Each the same: lights dimmed, a spotlight's harsh immediacy, the drop. this time...?
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
and Tiny Tim who did NOT die, went on, shaken, to perform the trick the next night. Again, again, as acclaim spread like wildfire, Paris, Amsterdam; before he'd a grip on it he had done it thirteen times. Each the same: lights dimmed, a spotlight's harsh immediacy, the drop. this time...?
Um ACTUALLY, my Space Domain Awareness has perceptive, so it CAN block your silent Navigation Warfare, rtfc
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Um ACTUALLY, my Space Domain Awareness has perceptive, so it CAN block your silent Navigation Warfare, rtfc
Say "buongiorno!" to Dan Bongino saying adios
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Say "buongiorno!" to Dan Bongino saying adios
<voice> ... this is it, protagonist-kun! It's your chance to be the champion for Humanity!
<PK> ... ... uh ... why ... why is the room so grimy?
<PK> ... ... uh ... why ... why is the room so grimy?
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
<voice> ... this is it, protagonist-kun! It's your chance to be the champion for Humanity!
<PK> ... ... uh ... why ... why is the room so grimy?
<PK> ... ... uh ... why ... why is the room so grimy?
How is it that a hamburger does not contain ham, but a ham sandwich does not contain sand DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How is it that a hamburger does not contain ham, but a ham sandwich does not contain sand DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
music.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwO...
Lock the gates, Goofy, take my hand
and lead me through the world of self
Lock the gates, Goofy, take my hand
and lead me through the world of self
Splendid Isolation (Remastered)
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
music.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwO...
Lock the gates, Goofy, take my hand
and lead me through the world of self
Lock the gates, Goofy, take my hand
and lead me through the world of self
Dearest Eliza,
It is with a heavy heart that I write to you, trepidatious to lay another burden upon your delicate brow; in these beleaguered times. For - tho it pales by comparison considered gainst the rift stricken through the very heart of this once great nation -
there is a hole in the bucket
It is with a heavy heart that I write to you, trepidatious to lay another burden upon your delicate brow; in these beleaguered times. For - tho it pales by comparison considered gainst the rift stricken through the very heart of this once great nation -
there is a hole in the bucket
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Dearest Eliza,
It is with a heavy heart that I write to you, trepidatious to lay another burden upon your delicate brow; in these beleaguered times. For - tho it pales by comparison considered gainst the rift stricken through the very heart of this once great nation -
there is a hole in the bucket
It is with a heavy heart that I write to you, trepidatious to lay another burden upon your delicate brow; in these beleaguered times. For - tho it pales by comparison considered gainst the rift stricken through the very heart of this once great nation -
there is a hole in the bucket
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... Peter Thiel is crazy #peterthielisctazy
Inside tech billionaire Peter Thiel’s off-the-record lectures about the antichrist
The political svengali and investor has been giving lectures on ‘an evil king or tyrant … who appears in the end times’
www.theguardian.com
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... Peter Thiel is crazy #peterthielisctazy
Wait did you say gray pants or grape ants
October 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wait did you say gray pants or grape ants
If you're thinking "when's the last time my sweatpants felt like SWEET pants then this Top Ten sweatpants countdown is for you! This year's runner up might surprise you... and check out our sweatpants personality swQuiz
September 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If you're thinking "when's the last time my sweatpants felt like SWEET pants then this Top Ten sweatpants countdown is for you! This year's runner up might surprise you... and check out our sweatpants personality swQuiz
The way this crinkled up shirt looks, it kinda looks like a polar bear frozen in ice:
September 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The way this crinkled up shirt looks, it kinda looks like a polar bear frozen in ice:
Okay now that it's over can we all agree that "loris" was a real bottom barrel scrape for wordle? There's only so many five letter words in English huh uh oh what did we pay for this -NYT prolly
July 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Okay now that it's over can we all agree that "loris" was a real bottom barrel scrape for wordle? There's only so many five letter words in English huh uh oh what did we pay for this -NYT prolly
hate to be pedantic but everyone keeps getting this wrong - that was the DOCTOR'S name, the COUNTRY is Liechtenstein's Monster
July 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
hate to be pedantic but everyone keeps getting this wrong - that was the DOCTOR'S name, the COUNTRY is Liechtenstein's Monster
gotta get up pretty early in the morning to try to poison the alarm around here
July 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
gotta get up pretty early in the morning to try to poison the alarm around here
The Importance of being Earnest Goes to Camp
July 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Importance of being Earnest Goes to Camp
Nintendo Switch 2? How about you switch toUCANS for PUFFINS at the zoo and confuse the Bird Department
June 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Nintendo Switch 2? How about you switch toUCANS for PUFFINS at the zoo and confuse the Bird Department
Tfw you reach for the perfect epithet for your new enemy, and realize you blew "Little Rocket Man" eight years too early
June 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tfw you reach for the perfect epithet for your new enemy, and realize you blew "Little Rocket Man" eight years too early
Imagine a large bird. No, larger. Double what you're thinking of. Congratulations: you are now imagining a dinosaur.
June 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Imagine a large bird. No, larger. Double what you're thinking of. Congratulations: you are now imagining a dinosaur.
From left to right, meet: William Butler Yeast, Clint Yeastwood, Michael Doughglass, and Flat Breadatar
May 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
From left to right, meet: William Butler Yeast, Clint Yeastwood, Michael Doughglass, and Flat Breadatar
Baking Pro Tip: if you name your little yeast organisms, you can feel bad about eating them later
May 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Baking Pro Tip: if you name your little yeast organisms, you can feel bad about eating them later
I don't understand why nobody came to my grammar-themed bakery The Yeast Inflection
May 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I don't understand why nobody came to my grammar-themed bakery The Yeast Inflection
Put on my floppy socks, and I boarded the plane /
Touched down with my fox in his travel box, in the middle of the pourin' rain /
Disagreed over breakfast foods; got into a fight /
He asked "are you always so overbearing?" /
I said "Sam I Am, tonight!"
Touched down with my fox in his travel box, in the middle of the pourin' rain /
Disagreed over breakfast foods; got into a fight /
He asked "are you always so overbearing?" /
I said "Sam I Am, tonight!"
May 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Put on my floppy socks, and I boarded the plane /
Touched down with my fox in his travel box, in the middle of the pourin' rain /
Disagreed over breakfast foods; got into a fight /
He asked "are you always so overbearing?" /
I said "Sam I Am, tonight!"
Touched down with my fox in his travel box, in the middle of the pourin' rain /
Disagreed over breakfast foods; got into a fight /
He asked "are you always so overbearing?" /
I said "Sam I Am, tonight!"