Harper Weaver
@harperweaver.bsky.social
Please let me know if you need more clarity there. Chief.
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Please let me know if you need more clarity there. Chief.
I can’t imagine aiming higher than the Royals’ rotation. It’s such a hard task that I’m afraid to try then it will cause significant nose bleeds while my brain tries to heal. And I’m not sure why anybody would respond “hey, here’s the bar” about any part of it.
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I can’t imagine aiming higher than the Royals’ rotation. It’s such a hard task that I’m afraid to try then it will cause significant nose bleeds while my brain tries to heal. And I’m not sure why anybody would respond “hey, here’s the bar” about any part of it.
Just make your quotes a bit more specific. Don’t say that the team that made the choice made a goi call by comparing it to a team that had parentally sucked. Dont pretend like knowing how to tie your shoes is the bar to beat.
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Just make your quotes a bit more specific. Don’t say that the team that made the choice made a goi call by comparing it to a team that had parentally sucked. Dont pretend like knowing how to tie your shoes is the bar to beat.
Matches a team (that just had their first in the last 10 years). 👍🏻 never mind. It’s all good
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Matches a team (that just had their first in the last 10 years). 👍🏻 never mind. It’s all good
Then fly a unicorn into the sun and then find and kill God while you’re at it
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Then fly a unicorn into the sun and then find and kill God while you’re at it
*opens Dodgers wallet and a moth flies out*
I don’t have it on me
I don’t have it on me
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 PM
*opens Dodgers wallet and a moth flies out*
I don’t have it on me
I don’t have it on me
I did enjoy that. Thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I did enjoy that. Thank you.
Then take action
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Then take action
He looks like he wobbles but doesn’t fall down
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
He looks like he wobbles but doesn’t fall down
Something Trump hand magically discerned before flipping him off.
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Something Trump hand magically discerned before flipping him off.
The life of the podcaster
January 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The life of the podcaster
Stockings are too small
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Stockings are too small
And this week’s number one reason to be alive is: trying to dance around something enough to preserve a tone, but be descriptive enough to make a few quotes very funny
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And this week’s number one reason to be alive is: trying to dance around something enough to preserve a tone, but be descriptive enough to make a few quotes very funny
You work in media?
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You work in media?
Why? Post this? There’s no way that’s real.
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why? Post this? There’s no way that’s real.
Couldn’t follow through
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Couldn’t follow through
Hey hey hey, we’re not talking about a four year old daughter here
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hey hey hey, we’re not talking about a four year old daughter here
What do you normally write in?
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What do you normally write in?
Got it. I am very stupid and didn’t see the link.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Got it. I am very stupid and didn’t see the link.
This is something the rarely referenced Denzel Washington movie”Deja Vu” gets right. One false start, and they get the hell out of there.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is something the rarely referenced Denzel Washington movie”Deja Vu” gets right. One false start, and they get the hell out of there.
I know that’s not the same think as the $300 drawing. I’d just like to to get a quote on what something like that might be like, and I realize that might require more detail.
Big fan. I hope you get lots of requests.
Big fan. I hope you get lots of requests.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I know that’s not the same think as the $300 drawing. I’d just like to to get a quote on what something like that might be like, and I realize that might require more detail.
Big fan. I hope you get lots of requests.
Big fan. I hope you get lots of requests.
In general, I’m looking for a price for a 36x12 portrait with the same character in different outfits tending a garden. In your style.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
In general, I’m looking for a price for a 36x12 portrait with the same character in different outfits tending a garden. In your style.