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Alexander 🦘💨
@harpooncannon.bsky.social
HarpoonCannon just about everywhere.

Snowboard Kids/2, Zelda, Skies of Arcadia, One Piece TCG and competitive Puyo Puyo player.

Certified Home Inspector 🏡

OPTCG placings: 3rd, 2nd, 1st, 3rd

Forehead enthusiast ❤️

Always stay true.

Move forward.
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My sgdq 2025 picture thread <3
Ravens qb isn't allowed to eat tonight after that throw lmao
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This was April of 2021. I would love to get back down to that weight again.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"This shit is so stupid, I love it."
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Good morning.

The Snowboard Kids vinyl is on sale for 20 dollars from fangamer.

have a great day.

www.fangamer.com/collections/...
Snowboard Kids - Snowboard Kids Vinyl Soundtrack
Enough to get the biggest snowman in Big Snowman dancing.  Includes 17 tracks by the Snowboard Kids Sound Team—Tomohiko Sato (Racjin Co., Ltd.) and Isao Kasai (Racjin Co., Ltd.)—on splatter vinyl, wra...
www.fangamer.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Pay it forward.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Move forward.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
POLIWAG evolves 3 times?
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Give me a reason that I should scrape my money together and go to agdq because the way that it looks right now...I'll probably just go back in the summer time.

Unless I'm properly motivated, lol. PA is cool, but money.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If pokemon crystal was dropped today, then all of Kanto would've been paid dlc, and that's pretty sad to come to terms with.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My balls hurt

Too many people breaking them lately
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Put ya dick away, waltuh.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Damn. I guess that I don't say things like this too often, and it will solidify my place in the world as a mid-30s dude.

I'm really not mad..

I'm just disappointed.
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Have fun riding the air.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When I go to a deli now, I don't tolerate the worker putting their WHOLE-ASSED HAND into the deli bag to open it up.

I will always request that they use the tongs or gloves...because why do I want your hands all up inside of the bag you're putting my food inside of?

Shake the bag open, ffs.
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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woke up angry at bandai namco aka a normal day in the life of lone
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Chelsea Peretti is one of the finest women alive
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Stomp em in the nuts
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Take a look inside

It's my dick in a box.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
❤️ ✨️
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Aight den
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The game list objectively sucks again
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM