Harrison Fork
@harrisonfork.com
2024 has proven that the multi-verse is real... and that we're in the dumb universe. 2025 is, so far, further corroboration of that hypothesis.
In an emergency, there are two types of people:
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In an emergency, there are two types of people:
Right? Dude's not even to a knee yet and RFK Jr is making his move 😆
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Right? Dude's not even to a knee yet and RFK Jr is making his move 😆
I'm not saying Zohran Mamdani and Lin Manuel Miranda are the same person. I'm not even saying they look alike.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm not saying Zohran Mamdani and Lin Manuel Miranda are the same person. I'm not even saying they look alike.
There's so much to unpack here, but I'll boil it down to this:
Pointing to someone else and calling them a "JEW HATER" (especially in all caps) really highlights how antisemitic you yourself must be to use the word Jew with such a negative connotation.
Pointing to someone else and calling them a "JEW HATER" (especially in all caps) really highlights how antisemitic you yourself must be to use the word Jew with such a negative connotation.
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
There's so much to unpack here, but I'll boil it down to this:
Pointing to someone else and calling them a "JEW HATER" (especially in all caps) really highlights how antisemitic you yourself must be to use the word Jew with such a negative connotation.
Pointing to someone else and calling them a "JEW HATER" (especially in all caps) really highlights how antisemitic you yourself must be to use the word Jew with such a negative connotation.
What the actual fuck?
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
What the actual fuck?
No matter where Marco Rubio is, no matter what he's doing, he always looks like he's just been shown a photo of his wife cheating on him with his best friend.
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
No matter where Marco Rubio is, no matter what he's doing, he always looks like he's just been shown a photo of his wife cheating on him with his best friend.
The East Entrance is totally gone.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The East Entrance is totally gone.
There's probably a medical explanation for the unusual glint in his left eye, but it's likely due to not releasing the #EpsteinFiles.
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
There's probably a medical explanation for the unusual glint in his left eye, but it's likely due to not releasing the #EpsteinFiles.
I wonder how the Israel-Palestine ceasefire is go—Well that was completely predictable.
www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I wonder how the Israel-Palestine ceasefire is go—Well that was completely predictable.
www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
@moulton.house.gov isn't the most popular person in his home district
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
@moulton.house.gov isn't the most popular person in his home district
Okay... all nussy-shaming aside for a moment... He's not mad they made him look he had "a floating crown," he's mad that the "crown" was "an extremely small one." 🤦♂️
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Okay... all nussy-shaming aside for a moment... He's not mad they made him look he had "a floating crown," he's mad that the "crown" was "an extremely small one." 🤦♂️
Originally created in 1973 by Jeffrey Ong See Teik, a bartender at The Aviary Bar in the Kuala Lumpur Hilton, the Jungle Bird features a surprisingly balanced mix of black strap rum and Campari.
1.5oz black strap rum
.75oz Campari
1.5oz pineapple juice
.5oz Demerara syrup
.5oz lime juice
1.5oz black strap rum
.75oz Campari
1.5oz pineapple juice
.5oz Demerara syrup
.5oz lime juice
October 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Originally created in 1973 by Jeffrey Ong See Teik, a bartender at The Aviary Bar in the Kuala Lumpur Hilton, the Jungle Bird features a surprisingly balanced mix of black strap rum and Campari.
1.5oz black strap rum
.75oz Campari
1.5oz pineapple juice
.5oz Demerara syrup
.5oz lime juice
1.5oz black strap rum
.75oz Campari
1.5oz pineapple juice
.5oz Demerara syrup
.5oz lime juice
First off, "The Biden FBI" mentioned here was 100% completely within the Presidency of trump. Second, "do something"? Who is this tweet supposed to have been an email to? Does dude STILL not understand that social media is not his email?
October 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
First off, "The Biden FBI" mentioned here was 100% completely within the Presidency of trump. Second, "do something"? Who is this tweet supposed to have been an email to? Does dude STILL not understand that social media is not his email?
I'm starting to have serious doubts about Venezuela
October 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I'm starting to have serious doubts about Venezuela
He's still trying to dig out that brain worm
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
He's still trying to dig out that brain worm
In the lab tonight, working on unholy concoctions.
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
In the lab tonight, working on unholy concoctions.
In the 51 days since trump "took over" DC, there have been 328 violent crimes (avg 6.43/day), a 15 day increase of 110 (7.3/day).
10 murders (+1 over the last 15 days)
16 sex abuse (+6)
147 assault w/ weapon (+48)
155 robbery (+55)
Also, 3,038 property crimes (+882)
mpdc.dc.gov/dailycrime
10 murders (+1 over the last 15 days)
16 sex abuse (+6)
147 assault w/ weapon (+48)
155 robbery (+55)
Also, 3,038 property crimes (+882)
mpdc.dc.gov/dailycrime
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
In the 51 days since trump "took over" DC, there have been 328 violent crimes (avg 6.43/day), a 15 day increase of 110 (7.3/day).
10 murders (+1 over the last 15 days)
16 sex abuse (+6)
147 assault w/ weapon (+48)
155 robbery (+55)
Also, 3,038 property crimes (+882)
mpdc.dc.gov/dailycrime
10 murders (+1 over the last 15 days)
16 sex abuse (+6)
147 assault w/ weapon (+48)
155 robbery (+55)
Also, 3,038 property crimes (+882)
mpdc.dc.gov/dailycrime
I can't believe this is a real thing that the real President of the United States publicly posted.
October 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I can't believe this is a real thing that the real President of the United States publicly posted.
The delusion is SO FUCKING WILD... they'll turn literally ANYTHING into trump somehow being a big brain playing 2,845-dimensional chess across 17 different timelines and that he, and only he, can truly understand his own plan which is beyond even God's comprehension.
September 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The delusion is SO FUCKING WILD... they'll turn literally ANYTHING into trump somehow being a big brain playing 2,845-dimensional chess across 17 different timelines and that he, and only he, can truly understand his own plan which is beyond even God's comprehension.
