All these worlds are yours except Europa? Boots on the ground within a year, guaranteed. Tell humanity not to do something and it's practically already done. Should have a final sequel: '2011: The Year We Did Exactly What The Aliens Told Us NOT To Do and They Totally Fucked Our Shit Up'.

Sick. Mazel tov!

AHHH, the red faced one with the butt! Absolute legend.

We will, all of us, be judged not by how we treated our best, but by how we treated our worst.

Neat, like having a teeny pet Tachikoma!

Yeah, you want kids and enthusiastic supporters. Avoid 'fans'...fans are da fookin' warst.

Such YAY!

You can eat 'em while listening to the Hed Rot Hilly Cheppers on Spootfly.

Tinkle outside the Binkle is my new catchphrase.

It's SO you!

Creepy. Record the audio, send me the wavs, I'll make a sample pack that'll drive the dark analog producers out there MAD.

Just downloaded tonight. I grew up along the Baie de Chaleur in Northern NB. This game is TOTALLY giving me them nostalgia vibes. It's a lovely thing you've done, and thanks for it! 🐭 🪓 🫐

For an extra layer of internet 'eeewww', look up 'chickenhawk documentary'. Hint: Chuck Jones and Termite Terrace are NOT the subjects of discussion.

This is what you get when you combine an easy-to-use art tool with someone who THINKS they have a sense of humor. I just can't.

Unfortunately...

...and apparently a war-criminal to boot. All I want for Xmas is to see this festering pile in the dock in The Hague.

Same quemstion!

The REAL Canadian mascot.