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Harry the Bastard
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Huge lightning seeds fan
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Good to see Lovenkrands little brother at the football
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Happy new year to everyone except jacket potato influencers
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My favourite part of Christmas is sneaking empties into next doors blue bin cos they’ve missed mine 4 weeks in a row
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Darts excuses thread 1#

The pizza was to close to the oche
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Someone dropped a few of these in the pub earlier.
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What’s YOUR favourite strophic ballad? Mine is up the junction.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Harry the Bastard
Honestly, just shut the fuck up about what you put on a fucking £10 potato
March 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
New definition of irony found today, I planned a mop up session for a lesson I had, but missed it because a pipe burst in my house.
October 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Hello Germany
May 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Buzzing for my uncle Paul
May 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Answers on a postcard
May 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS, but I can still hold a pint
May 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Gig 3
May 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It could be a hangover from adrenaline but im calling it, Jaws “the Revenge” is a cinematic masterpiece
May 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ITV you son of a bitch, Jaws 2?

I’m in
May 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Gig 2 done
May 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Gig one done
May 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
3 gigs this weekend
May 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There’s enough going on to worry about these days, I don’t need my dad telling me he uses the air fryer for tinned pies
May 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Arguably the greatest satirical name for a urologist ever conceived.
Somerset surgeon invents plastic-reducing urine collection pot
Urologist Nick Burns-Cox hopes it will reduce the use of single-use plastic in the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Had steak, roasties, peas and gravy for tea (at 3pm)
May 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What if I told you this included a Guinness?
May 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Huge fan of dogs with beards
May 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Gotta love a Friday
May 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Forgot to pickup shit tickets on the way home from work.
May 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM