I just gave a homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told her he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and ask where I could also get drugs for $5 😆🤣

If dick size was as obvious as boob size
We’d have a lot less of you talking shit

Time zones are so strange.
I fly to Dublin and arrive before the time I take off.

I fly to America and arrive in 1933 Germany.

Costco supports diversity and sells a hot dog for $1.50 - maybe they should run our government. #America

No bra, messy bun, a mug of coffee, and a smutty book. Perfect Sunday.

People in Africa:
“Son, eat your eggs, there are kids in America who can’t afford it”

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit