evan
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what if instead of blue sky it was blue guy, and we had those blues guys on here
September 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
what if instead of blue sky it was blue guy, and we had those blues guys on here
September 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
the McDonald's app works a lot better on iOS than android
October 6, 2023 at 6:08 AM
one of my dogs is on a morning dump schedule and one is on an evening dump schedule, like me, and ngl I kinda vibe with him more because of that
October 6, 2023 at 5:31 AM
every time Elon makes some dumb fuck change i log in here to post once and then forget about it for another 3 months
October 5, 2023 at 8:38 AM
bluesky requires too many clicks to block people
July 17, 2023 at 5:34 AM
people read about the narrative theory of self and take away that they should tell themselves a different story. wrong. the real takeaway is don't tell stories. don't self consciously produce a narrative. organically process all moments as they are experienced and that's it
July 2, 2023 at 1:30 AM
ultimately, decided to go get lunch with my gf and shop for plants. real life beckons
July 1, 2023 at 8:31 PM
if that doesn't hit, next I'll go to the marginal revolution comment section and tell the boomers I just took out $200k in student loans for an MFA
July 1, 2023 at 8:28 PM
decided to go troll on nextdoor. telling the locals I'm personally painting bike lanes onto my street. or maybe I'm selling my lot to developers
July 1, 2023 at 8:27 PM
my brain is extremely confused

> go to reddit app
> doesn't exist
> fuck

> go to twitter app
> oh that's right it's broken
> fuck

> go to bluesky
> doesn't hit the spot
> fuck
July 1, 2023 at 8:16 PM
pouring over the bluesky connection graph to find a cluster that will accept me before the user base blows up and I get stuck on the outer edges
May 3, 2023 at 5:26 PM
to all my new followers: welcome. I will surely rise to the top among the 50 thousand other people you're following
May 2, 2023 at 2:40 AM
probably just going to call them "posts" and maybe even go with "quote posts" and "reposts". the skeet thing feels a little juvenile
April 29, 2023 at 8:24 PM
bluesky android keeps trying to have me "share" some unspecified content. I'm nervous about what exactly it's trying to share
April 29, 2023 at 8:24 PM
one like on bluesky is worth 100 on twitter
April 28, 2023 at 11:27 PM
wow, norfolk is an even bigger shit hole than I thought
April 28, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I need to create a brand on here. I'm all over the place on twitter. I'm tweeting about AI. I'm tweeting about cum. I'm tweeting references to commercials that last aired a decade ago. I need to focus
April 28, 2023 at 6:29 PM
give it to me. all of it
April 28, 2023 at 3:44 AM
a show like Lucky Dog called Lucky Boy where Brandon McMillan takes a down on his luck incel and trains him up and matches him to a good home (girlfriend)
April 28, 2023 at 3:41 AM
every 10 years a new social media comes out and you have a chance to totally reinvent yourself and become a Big Poster
April 28, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Heres 5 ways you can be making money today with GPT:
April 27, 2023 at 10:04 PM