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Josef B. Wilke

@hashtagspooky.bsky.social

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Award winning author | Straight edge | Black metal and horror enjoyer

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 26d

Come see me LIVE on October 25th at Brier Library for a night of spooky stories. I'm reading six (so far) short stories along with a sneak peek of my upcoming book EGO DEATH. Food and drinks provided along with a costume contest!

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 8h

Never heard of Portal until now so now I know what to listen to next.

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 9h

At the black metal store

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 10h

I’m smelly and I stink so it’s off to the black metal store for me

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 12h

Whoops my reading got moved to the last week of October. Let's hang then!

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 1d

Would love to see you but no worries if not!!

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 1d

This Thursday I will be reading my gross out body horror love letter to skin oil LET IT GUSH at 2 Fingers Social in front of a live crowd. Make sure to get plenty to eat and drink right before I take the stage.

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 2d

Find someone who looks at you the way this doggo looks at chicken parm

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 2d

I defended St. Anger when it first came out so I have no room to make fun of anyone for what they choose to listen to

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 2d

I only consume the good morals media and not the bad morals media

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 4d

The lion did not concern himself with breakfast this morning

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 5d

“Greatest lyricist ever!” Not even close

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 5d

The hope of man is no machine

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 5d

The fact these dropped the same day is INSANE

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 6d

FIRST THE MIDNIGHT DROP THEIR ALBUM AND NOW THE PROTOMEN ANNOUNCE ACT III EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR MAN

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 6d

She has a thousand dudes telling her she’s pretty. Be different. Wear a fox mask and trap her in a demon filled labyrinth

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 6d

More freaky cheese for me

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 6d

Like come on. I bought Consuming Impulse as a teen BECAUSE OF THE COVER. Compare that to now...

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 6d

Metal bands using AI is so fucking corny. Seeing all the sick ass cover art is like half the fun of crate diving for new music. How and why metal embraced AI is beyond me.

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 7d

Feel like crap? Take a nap!

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 8d

Tf you mean I gotta go into work when the government shut down

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 8d

These review scores don't make any sense

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 8d

I have two more short stories to finish up and send off. Then I'm taking the rest of the year off. GOODBYE.

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve seen enough. Put her in Smash Brothers.

Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 9d

Silent Hill f will cause a world wide sexual awakening not seen or felt since David Bowie in Labyrinth

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Josef B. Wilke @hashtagspooky.bsky.social · 9d

It is a gloomy day out. I am sipping dark coffee and writing. Life is beautiful, friends.