Connor Haskins
haskinscon.bsky.social
Connor Haskins
@haskinscon.bsky.social
Oh that? That’s just a whoopsie daisy!
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work
May 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
[Water gushing through a gaping iceberg shaped hole in the hull of a ship]

Billy: [stoically chews the piece of gum he plans to plug a dime sized hole with]
Billy heard that a captain always goes down with the ship but didn’t figure out taking the ship down is not the JOB of the captain
Say what you want about Billy but I’ve always respected how even keeled he is as he watches a winnable game slowly slip away from him
September 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Legend
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I watched this and i am now deceased
April 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM